I don't like the word 'date' because that's just like one day and I am too ravenous for only one day. And boyfriend and girlfriend, that's kinda ew too because I would like lots of friends who are boys and girls so one special one isn't that interesting either and I'd just rather not choose one since the world is so large and love is so varied.

But I will pick Rocky because apparently he knows who I am but I don't know who he is so I think that sense of mystery will be very sexy. HEY, LET'S MAKE SOME FILM NOIR TOGETHER!