Crazy Dating Website Messages

[smurphy]

What kind of details do you have on your profile that you would be deemed as approachable for questionable activities by people who, lets face it, have obscure and sick motives.

You should so do it though. Give yourself a few weeks in advance of meeting so you can give your, from here on out, unwashed feet a chance to become really disgusting and then see what kind of vulgar enjoyment is derived.

I am not a member of any dating websites but I do keep getting messages on various email accounts from nigerian people who want me to send them money, and in return, I become rich.........................

[Diamond Dust]

Ah Smurphy, there's absolutely nothing sinister on my profile at all. Just a couple of pictures as you can probably see on my own profile here and an awkwardly written profile that is actually trying to lure females, and not crazed men with stinky feet fetishes!

He wants to buy my used unwashed socks now. £10 a pair. And no, I am not joking.

Random Nigerian emails are a real annoyance when you're trying to sell something on a website such as Loot or Gumtree (not smelly socks).