I can personally guarantee that Pete is not a child rapist or rapist of any kind. Being small in size, and totally adorable, I am often mistaken for a child. And yet, when I spent time with him very recently, there was no rape. In fact, he wouldn't even hug me with both arms!

Stop this mindless slander! I abhor mudslinging (that isn't amusing)!

Pete, you are the S-mod of my heart. Not a rapist. There is a difference. I want you (ALL OF YOU) to know that.