My career goal is simple; don't ever settle for a career. I plan on being a scoundrel and a thief, stealing people's hard earned money and valuables for my own personal gain. However, every good criminal needs a good cover.

My cover is simple. In a couple of years, I will have gotten my associate's degree in the environmental portion of applied science. That leaves the option to have a few numerous job choices. I could work for large companies like Waste Management or DuPont, or I could join a small, privately owned company that allows for a more flexible schedule. The latter would be preferable. I reckon this portion of my "career plan" would take about five years or so. Perhaps a little bit more.

My next step is to plan my criminal activity in great detail. My first major scheme would be to steal the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian. For about a year now, the idea of getting my hands on the Hope Diamond has been stuck in my head, and I'm not going to be able to get the idea out of my head until I'm holding that diamond in my palm. I'll have to scope out the Smithsonian, learn the building, perhaps get a job as a night watchman to get to know the place. But after that's done, I simply take the jewel, replace it with an exact replica made out of something less valuable, such as glass, and just slip away unnoticed.

Essentially my plan is to lie, cheat, and steal my way to becoming rich very quickly, attracting as little attention to myself as I can.