What happened in the last dream you can remember?

As far as I remember, I was murdered.

What is your favorite pokemon?

Aggron. Get yourself a goddamn Aggron! Or Alakazam, he's awesome too.

If you met someone who said that they were you from the future, what would you ask them to verify that it was truly you?

What do you think would happen if you shot me?

You get two super powers, what are they?

Invisibility and future-sight.

What would you do everyday if you could?

Drink 60 year old scotch.

If you could take a trip anywhere, where and why?

The closest habitable planet to the edge of the universe. Because I want to see what it looks like.

What is your cheesiest pickup line?

They all sound stupid to me. I'd never be caught using one.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

GO get a pair of Titan Z's for my computer.

What was the most intense feeling you have ever experienced?

Diarhea after some bad sausage down in Texas. My ass burned so badly, the rush of air from flushing the toilet hurt.

Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs.

Ozzy Osbourne - Shot in the Dark, Dream Theatre - On the Backs of Angels, Eluveitie - Alessia.

If you were forced to go back in time and live in a different era, which would you choose?

Feudal japan. I'd be a samurai or some shit.

Have you ever been on a boat?

Fishing.

Have you ever been on TV?

Nope.

What do you wear to bed?

Boxers or nothing.

What color underwear/boxers wearing now?

Black.

What are you listening to right now?

Eternity, memories of lightwaves, the piano collections version.

Name one of your favorite bands?

Symphony X

What's one tv show that is over or was cancelled that you miss?

Rurouni Kenshin.

What are your three most used pizza toppings?

Peperoni, hamburger, onions.

Whats your favorite number?

6.0221413x10^23.

Favourite blogs?

I don't read blogs.

From whom was the last text message you received?

Best friend.

Do you smoke?

No. I'm asthmatic, so I never will.

Favourite soda?

Mountain Dew.

Are you any good at pool?

Yeah, all just basic geometry with a little bit of technique for good hits. Not hard by any means.

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Boobs probably. My eyes generally arent looking at head height, because I don't pay attention to people when I don't have to.

Do you have a significant other?

Can anyone really be considered significant? But I suppose the answer is yes, using the meaning I'm sure you're getting at.

What is your most essential appliance?

Fridge.

Do you wear contacts?

Used to. Got tired of cleaning the ****ers, and I will never wear contacts. So I just go without.

Favourite type of music?

Metal, especially symphonic and prog.

What was the last movie you watched?

Star Trek: Into Darkness.

Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?

All the time.

Are you a good dancer?

Wouldn't know. I've never danced.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?

No.

Are you too shy to ask someone out?

No. Generally too disinterested though. My girlfriend made it painfully obvious that she was interested in me, so I never even really had to ask her out.

Are you a good lover?

**** if I know. I've never had sex with myself.

Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

Never tried it. Probably not.

Hugs or Kisses?

Hugs I guess. I'm not sure why people find the idea of mashing mouths romantic. I just find it bizarre.

Favourite position?

It involves a pillory.

Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?

Butter and salt. Drown it in butter, saturate the butter with salt. Then give me some salt on the side.

Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?

Sort of, but I've always hidden things before anyone could really figure out what I was doing. I'm sure a few have guessed. And no, I'm not talking about jacking off.

Who would you like to see right now?

Nobody, I'm enjoying the quiet.

Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?

I hated everyone I went to kindergarten with.

Right-handed or Left-handed?

Right handed.

Are you missing someone?

No.

Anybody on TFF that you’d go on a date with?

I think everyone I know on TFF is in a relationship.

One word to sum up your life currently?

Meh.