Betcha Can't answer this one!!! (part 2)

**Gilgamesh2000** · 10-01-2009, 08:38 AM

No one knows for sure but my theory is that they couldn't adapt to the change in the climate, or they couldn't even see due to the dust or pyroclasmic cloud of an asteroid or volcano and they all fell in tar pits or suffocated.

**ZantetsukeN** · 10-01-2009, 08:56 AM

They ran out of cookies

amirite?

**RamesesII** · 10-07-2009, 06:52 AM

YouTube - Beached Whale

That answers why the ones that could swim died they was beached is bro.

As for the dinosaurs well the species fell into a horrific decline where the female population eventually outweighed the male population, it is skeptical that in a marriage or partnership if the female occupies a feminist job (and no ladies i don't mean the kitchen) such as child and or elderly care for example a daycare center then the females genes acquire a more dominant position in the developing fetus and vice versa with the male occupying a masculine job in the workforce.

What this has to do with dinosaurs i have no idea but that could be quite possibly not only has it been researched but also predicted that the female population of the human species will slowly out rate that of the male species and this is just due to females being more resilient longer living and i guess a higher birth rate of females over males so i guess that could have been possible with the dinosaurs as well.

Oh and every one else seems to be saying it

AND A BIG F***ING HEMORRHOID.... I MEAN ASTEROID RAWWWWWWR

**Josh_R** · 10-07-2009, 06:58 AM

Pete summed it up the best Chuck Norris who can defeat him certainly not a bunch of dinosaurs and as for Obama he would have killed all of the dinosaurs but Chuck Norris beat him to it...

Govinda · 10-07-2009, 10:06 AM

They didn't actually die out. There are plenty of them still roaming, albeit smaller. The big ones were taken down by the small ones, in the end. Sparrows are dodgy little ****ers, I'm telling you.

**Josh_R** · 10-08-2009, 05:48 AM

everyone I have discovered the true way they all died Gerard Butler....

**sephirothsbigfan** · 10-08-2009, 09:32 AM

i believe it was a meteor that hit the earth to make them extinct there has been fossils found that turned out to be a t-rex and the pterodactyl and it DOES mention in the bible that god did destroy everything that was on the earth and started anew

**RagnaToad** · 10-08-2009, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by sephirothsbigfan

i believe it was a meteor that hit the earth to make them extinct there has been fossils found that turned out to be a t-rex and the pterodactyl and it DOES mention in the bible that god did destroy everything that was on the earth and started anew

Quoted for being worst post ever.

Seriously.

**Taco-Calamitous** · 10-08-2009, 10:02 PM

Y'know, in response to all these Judeo-christian theories, I have this theory: The majority the dinosaurs were atheists, and they did not believe that the meteor that hit the Earth and caused them to go extinct existed... until it was too late. What could they have done? ...I dunno. I just figure this is a better response than "...shut up."

There's also that theory that the old ABC TGIF show "Dinosaurs" put forth in its final episode. I don't remember exactly what happened, but it was a very "take care of your planet" type of message. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

**Rocky** · 10-08-2009, 10:08 PM

I'm kinda upset no one got the right answer so far... but these other possible answers are really good guys lets keep it up goooo huskers!!!!

**Meier Link** · 10-08-2009, 10:24 PM

This is what I am thinking is the correct response. Given that there where carnivores and herbivores.

Well the leaf eaters found their new favorite leaf, the ganja. After many weeks of dinning on this fine cannabis the herbivores where not only to lazy to eat any more but also had a case of the liquid poos due to the excessive amounts of greens they decided to eat. They then died because of the lack of a will to eat and also to choric diarrhea. In turn the carnivores no longer had an easy food source and could not turn back to eating things with out a meat substance. They then turned on their own kind and in the end that was the end of that so to speak. Well at least until Jurassic Park opened in 1993.

Here is my idea for number idea # two: Che killed all of the males and took their weiners and glued them to the walls and ceilings of a cave that is 5 miles undergound but is only one story. With out the male repordutive organ they died out due to the lack of the ability to replicate.

**Shan'do Spike** · 10-08-2009, 10:31 PM

Hitler killed the dinosaurs. It was in reaction to realizing his software company no longer follows the agile development model.

For proof, see YouTube - The Downfall of Agile Hitler.

(Okay, you'd have to have dealt with software to find the above link funny, but, still).

**Josh_R** · 10-13-2009, 07:33 AM

The way it went down is the dinosaurs tried to start a war with Gerard Butler and as a direct response to this action Gerard gathered 300 of his most loyal follows and went and kicked there asses...

By the did anyone happen to catch the special on National Geographic it was talking about how most dinosaur species might not be different species but actually younger dinosaurs of one species. They said if it is proven correct then there will be a large number of dino species that will be gotten rid of.

**xTidus** · 10-15-2009, 05:30 AM

They all got lonely and did a mass Suicide, Thats the anser !!

**Josh_R** · 11-05-2009, 07:52 AM

Alright all jokes aside the reason I believe the dinosaurs died is due to the ice age, the meteor or whatever the hell it was is bullshit. When the ice age came the dinosaur's probably survived for a while but died out due to starvation, or the excrutiating cold.

**Cheesevixen** · 11-05-2009, 01:59 PM

Dinosaur : meteor !
***Crash***
Dinosaur: Oh Noes We're Deaded........x_x

**Rocky** · 11-05-2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Cheesevixen

Dinosaur : meteor !
***Crash***
Dinosaur: Oh Noes We're Deaded........x_x

damn I didn't know dinosaurs knew broken english and smilies

**Insufficient Mage** · 11-06-2009, 02:44 AM

That giant all-knowing brain thing from Futurama. He said so himself so it must be truth.

**Sasquatch** · 11-06-2009, 10:00 AM

*Actually ... according to some Creation theories, and Dr. Kent Hovind among others ...

Before the Flood (not just of the Bible, but of many religions), the earth was wrapped in a giant sheet of ice, basically. Not over the ground, but over the atmosphere. Like a shell. Whereas there are six layers of the atmosphere now -- Troposphere, Tropopause, Stratosphere, Ozone, Mesosphere, Ionosphere -- there used to be seven (as seven is the number that God uses for completion). The outermost layer was ice. During the Flood, that layer of ice broke up and came down as precipitation, and that, as well as water coming up from the ground, covered the earth, then forced some areas down and others up, creating some mountains, oceans, etc.

But before the Flood, the earth was a sort of hyperbaric chamber. That seventh layer -- the ice -- held much more atmospheric pressure than the earth does today. Hyperbaric chambers are now used for therapy: prettymuch every type of organic tissue grows and repairs much faster in hyperbaric conditions. Plants grown in large hyperbaric chambers grow to immense size -- we're talking cherry tomatoes bigger than your fist, stuff like that. Some hospitals (and even professional sports teams) use hyperbaric chambers to treat patients (/players), since tissue repairs and grows much, much faster under hyperbaric conditions.

So the theory is this: Since plants and animals grew to immense sizes before the Flood, and since reptiles never stop growing, they would have lived longer (and grown faster) than the reptiles we have today. Not only would the Flood have killed most of them off, the rest would have to adapt to not growing as large or for as long, which would make them the reptiles we know now.

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*I'm not starting a Creation vs. Evolutionism debate/argument here. Obviously, this isn't a serious topic. I'm just offering one idea. Idea -- not claiming it's fact, just one idea. If somebody wants to get into that discussion, sure, but not here.

**Pete** · 11-06-2009, 10:28 AM

Now Sasquatch, I know you have some scientific evidence and all that, but I have a picture. And we all know pictures are more or less concrete evidence of things, especially on the internet. Don't mean to poke holes in science or anything, but I think Jesus killed them all, and kept a select few for his own use.

**Josh_R** · 11-09-2009, 07:42 AM

I agree Sasquatch a picture these days are much more trust believable than actual scientific proof...Pete after seeing your picture my views on the hole thing have completely change, I now know how the dinosaur's died thank you for enlightening my mind pete...lol