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    Babies

    Generally babies scare me. They look like their jaw is going to open up and they're going to attach themselves to my neck and suck the life straight out of me.

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    They look like their jaw is going to open up and they're going to attach themselves to my neck and suck the life straight out of me.
    Sounds like something from Aliens.



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    The autotuned kid is pretty great.

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    OMG I love the auto tune people! Charlie was terrifying though... looks like his head holds the secret of the universe. I should crack it open!

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    You must be looking at the wrong kind of babies, Block. Vampire babies, maybe?

    I think babies are cute, especially when they have big fat cheeks on thier face. Not so big on poopy diapers and excessive drooling, but I guess that's part of the deal. Also, babies can be fun, but I don't want one for myself right now.
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    Dodie where did you find that baby? I'm curious to the origin of such and unsightly creature. Looking at it reminds me of all the crazy deep sea creatures they show on Planet Earth. (an awesome documentary btw)

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    Google is my friend.

    Anyway, speaking of crazy deep-sea creatures, check out this nightmare beast:



    There's some crazy stuff at the bottom of the sea. It's no wonder why the Little Mermaid wanted out of there so bad.
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    I love Planet Earth!

    BTW, did anyone catch this in the news recently? This sea slug is half animal, half plant.



    Not only does E. chlorotica turn sunlight into energy — something only plants can do — it also appears to have swiped this ability from the algae it consumes.

    Native to the salt marshes of New England and Canada, these sea slugs use contraband chlorophyll-producing genes and cell parts called chloroplasts from algae to carry out photosynthesis, says Sidney Pierce, a biologist at the University of South Florida in Tampa.

    That genetic material has since been passed down to the next generation, eliminating the need to consume algae for energy.

    However, the baby slugs can’t carry out photosynthesis until they’ve stolen their own chloroplasts, which they aren’t yet able to produce on their own, from their first and only meal of algae.

    "We collect them and we keep them in aquaria for months," Pierce told LiveScience. "As long as we shine a light on them for 12 hours a day, they can survive [without food]."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodie16 View Post
    It's no wonder why the Little Mermaid wanted out of there so bad.
    The Little Mermaid wanted some penis... that's why she got out of there. If you look at The Little Mermaid story it's basically about bi-racial dating. Dad says no! Daughter ****s a black guy! aka Dad says no! Daughter ****s a human!

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    Babies are cute to Look at.. but hard to take care of.. my neighbor had one.. and she's four years oLd now.. I remember a years ago.. I heLped take care of that baby on my free time.. and it was tiring 'coz I have to watch her from time to time to know if she wants something.. :-)
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    I was a baby once! True story.

    I'm actually kind of afraid of babies. Not like creeped out or anything, but if someone asked me to hold one, I would definitely require the kid to be bubble wrapped and I would probably pine tar my hands. I'm not even kidding, I'd be so afraid to drop it, that it'd probably wind up happening.

    I'm gonna be a horrible parent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    I'm gonna be a horrible parent.
    You're going to be a parent!? When did you get someone pregnant and why wasn't I told!?

    No but seriously, I understand your fear there. Guilt for days if that dropped baby developed some kind of learning disability or, even worse, died.

    Way too much stress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    I was a baby once! True story.
    You don't have to lie to make friends around here, we know you were born a grumpy oldman and will die a grump old man. Got proof of it, see below.




    Generally babies scare me.
    Not sure of anyone that is ready for kids, not scared to pick them up at first, or groosed out by spit up, bowl movements, or that creepy bobble head thing they do when they are first born.

    :: edit :: Agreed on the stressful part.
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    Oh I haven't knocked anyone up yet... at least I hope not.

    There will eventually be a day when it happens. I just hope I'd be a lot more responsible than I am now. Because honestly, if it came down to beer or baby formula, I would make the point that the lucky lady has all the kid needs for food.

    EDIT: And yeah Meier, I can deal with a lot of stress, but I don't know if I could do the whole raising a kid thing at the moment. I'm having a hard enough time getting my own life together, let alone a kiddo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meier Link View Post
    OMG CREEPIEST PICTURE EVER. Dear god, Pete if that's really you we're going to have to move to Vermont sooner than I thought sweetie!
    HAYO!

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    ok, you're making me bust out the big guns here.

    Yes, I'm flipping off the camera at about 6 months. And I'm also wearing my first Mets hat ever. Some things will never change
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    Where's the beer? I don't see any beer. Therefor, that baby can't possibly be you Pete.

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    Babies are okay. Sure, I wouldn't want one of my own for at least another ten years. The last time I think I actually held a baby was back when I was doing GCSEs. It was my friends niece, and she is the most adorable thing you've ever seen. She didn't seem to like me very much - the second she was put into my arms, she cried, but the second she was back with my friend, she was gurgling with a massive grin. =[

    I can't actually see myself having babies in my future. It's probably because it's never been something I've thought about. Ehh, never say never I suppose. =[


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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown Entity View Post
    Ehh, never say never I suppose. =[
    That is what the Pigeons in An American Tale say.


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    An American Tale. A childhood classic from the 80's that is oft overlooked. Particularly in the wake of its sequel, Fivel Goes West.

    As for babies, there's one here every morning that wakes me up with his screaming. I generally don't appreciate that. One of the more terrible noises you will hear.

    Newborn babies are kinda ugly... when they get a little older and start smiling and laughing is when they get cute. Anyhoo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Block View Post
    Dodie where did you find that baby? I'm curious to the origin of such and unsightly creature. Looking at it reminds me of all the crazy deep sea creatures they show on Planet Earth. (an awesome documentary btw)
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    This is the mature result.

    Hey hey hey whoa up a second I have three kids and there not so bad....damn it they have already corrupted my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RamesesII View Post
    ...damn it they have already corrupted my mind.
    It's not too late man! It's not too late! We can bring him back! We can make him better!

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    Actually I have a baby brother who isn't so bad yet he is ever such a pain in the butt to take care of
    and yes newborns bug me too
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    I love babies and children. I don't care that they smell, vomit, cry at odd hours of the night, are expensive.. I want them so badly. Everyone says I would make a good mum and I like to think so!

    I would like four children of my own someday. When I'm married and my husband and I are set up in a nice house with a good income. That's what I want most.

    I don't see what's so scary about them. Haha.

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    Sony made me afraid of babies.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Priscilla View Post
    I love babies and children. I don't care that they smell, vomit, cry at odd hours of the night, are expensive.. I want them so badly. Everyone says I would make a good mum and I like to think so!

    I would like four children of my own someday. When I'm married and my husband and I are set up in a nice house with a good income. That's what I want most.

    I don't see what's so scary about them. Haha.

    I have three you can have, you don't live that far away do you haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by RamesesII View Post
    I have three you can have, you don't live that far away do you haha
    Haha. I want my own. I don't want to adopt.
    Personal preference.

    Plus I leave the country in April.. Soo.. That wouldn't work out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Priscilla View Post
    Haha. I want my own. I don't want to adopt.
    Personal preference.

    Plus I leave the country in April.. Soo.. That wouldn't work out
    Haha true, well you can borrow them until you leave then hehe or even take them with No I would never do that babies are cute until they can walk and talk.
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    Awww Pete you were such a cute baby
    Ok babies, hard work, sleepless nights, gives grey air at young age, drives you up the small, poop/sick machines, take up ALOT of time. Omg why did I have kids lol
    Nah they in to bad once you get over the 1st few months and they start to do things themselves and a tip for future parents; T.V is the best babysitter money can buy lol

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