Are your friends like mine, and remember every misspoken phrase that was funny to them at the time? I'm pretty sure we have a million, though I can't recall them all. So here's a few...

-Eating chips, a friend inquired, "Are these hands making my greasy?"
-"Jick," a combination of "jerk" and "****."
-"Your my hexo," (This was typed. It became a catch phrase. Turned into "you're my hetero.")
-"May a man win" instead of "May the best man win." Deteriorated into "Mega Man win."
-"There's some kids in America" miss-sung lyrics to "We're the kids in America." (This was actually me. Just went along with it, and went on to sing, "Look at them, they're over there right now.")
-Classically, a friend's sister, in retort to a barrage of insults, yelled, "I'm not Idiot, you know!" She never lived that one down, to my knowledge.

Now here's a few from one of the pastors at the 4 square church:
-"The Gospital."
-"Bifteen Willion."
-"Who wants a horn dog? I mean-"

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom