Awesome Misspoken Phrases

[Taco-Calamitous]

Are your friends like mine, and remember every misspoken phrase that was funny to them at the time? I'm pretty sure we have a million, though I can't recall them all. So here's a few...

-Eating chips, a friend inquired, "Are these hands making my greasy?"
-"Jick," a combination of "jerk" and "****."
-"Your my hexo," (This was typed. It became a catch phrase. Turned into "you're my hetero.")
-"May a man win" instead of "May the best man win." Deteriorated into "Mega Man win."
-"There's some kids in America" miss-sung lyrics to "We're the kids in America." (This was actually me. Just went along with it, and went on to sing, "Look at them, they're over there right now.")
-Classically, a friend's sister, in retort to a barrage of insults, yelled, "I'm not Idiot, you know!" She never lived that one down, to my knowledge.

Now here's a few from one of the pastors at the 4 square church:
-"The Gospital."
-"Bifteen Willion."
-"Who wants a horn dog? I mean-"

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Storm]

Haha! This happens to me and people I know constantly, although when it comes down to remembering them its pretty hard. I know i've had some classics though.

The one I do remember is on my radio show where I just played the song Loves Sweet Exile by the Manic Street Preachers, and I said that it is from "The Generation Tennorists album" rather than Generation Terrorists! That has been an ongoing joke for a while! I have done things like that a few times on air, but I can't remember them as its normally when i've been over-excited or in full-swing rant mode. Thats the only time i've introduced a song wrong though!

[Tallulah]

@Storm: Hehe! That's one of my all-time favourite albums as well!

There is a sign on the staff room wall saying about a collection for a couple of my colleagues, one of whom was very badly injured, in a car accident; according to Rose, the manager who typed the message, this poor guy, Martin "is still in hospitality". Way to go with the McLiteracy, Rose!

Some customers also think it's funny yo call the Chicken Legend burger the Chicken Leg End. Ha bl**dy ha!

There is probably dozens of others, but I can't think right now.

[Rocky]

um, Crao Porr Cock8!!

enough said...

[Unknown Entity]

My brother once called the show Two Pints or Larger and a Packet of Crisps, "Two Pints of Crisps and a Packet of Fags" (fags over here mean cigarettes). He's never lived that one down.

One time, when we're coming back in the car from a day out, I commented that 1) he hadn't shaved, and his facial hair looked greasy and horrible, 2) that he had a huge pimple on his chin that looked really gross like it was about to explode, 3) that he hadn't brushed his teeth. Out of nowhere, he's yelled "QUITZ JUDGIN' ME FAAAACE!!!" to which the whole car burst into laughter. We use that one often now.

There are loads of others, but they escape me right now. They're always funny for the briefest of moments, and you forget them the next day. =/

[Dodie16]

Well, I have a few friends/co-workers that speak Spanish (and are also fluent in English), and every once in a while, people I work with will them ask how to say a word or phrase in Spanish.

Well, one time, a girl asked how to say something (I forget exactly what), and one of my friends decided to play a trick on her. Instead of telling her what the phrase in question would be, my friend told her to say "Estoy embarazada", which means "I'm pregnant". So, the girl went around to the people saying that she was pregnant.

Yeah, my friend was laughing about it too.

Don't know if that story fits in with the topic, but that's all I could think of.