The first incident was simliar to Alphas. We were at Yankee stadium for the big 4 metal show (Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer and Metallica). I was standing at my aisle seat when I felt a splashing on my leg (was wearing shorts). I turned around and there was a guy drunk out of his mind just pissing down the stairs, splashing me. It took my friend a lot to calm me down and not throw the guy over the railing.

Second time was kind of my own fault. Went to see Foo Fighters at Citi Field last summer. I was a few tall frosties in, and nature was calling. I emptied my bladder into a souvenir soda cup and placed it in the cup holder at the front of my chair. My girlfriend, being the good woman that she is, had just returned with two more beers for us. She placed my new beer into what was a previously empty cup, but was now a pee cup. I wound up with my own pee all over my feet and legs. Mind you, this was July, so I was in shorts and flip flops.