32 ways to survive a zombie flick.

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For those that have seen Zombieland there are 32 (argumentally 33) rules to survive a zombie flick. Most of which are not even stated in the movie itself. Some where released via promotional videos and posters; while others where just tagged in by crazed fanatics of the film (or people that are just bored and decided to start some crap).

Now from the "official list" that I have seen it really contradicts itself and violates some of Colubus' own mind set (see rule 8 below to see what I am talking about) but its for entertainment value.

Here is one proposed lists:

#1 – Cardio
#2 – The Double Tap
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
#4 – Seatbelts
#5 – ???
#6 – The Skillet*
#7 – Travel Light
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
#9 – ???
#10 – ???
#11 – ???
#12 – Bounty Paper Towels*
#13 – ???
#14 – ???
#15 – Bowling Ball*
#16 – ???
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
#18 – Limber Up
#19 – ???
#20 – ???
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs*
#22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23 – ???
#24 – ???
#25 – ???
#26 – ???
#27 – ???
#28 – ???
#29 – The Buddy System*
#30 – ???
#31 – Check The Back Seat
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
#33 – Swiss Army Knife*
Source:All Zombieland Rules - ZombielandRules.com

So now to the real point of this thread. If you had to set your own rules for surviving a zombie flick / outbreak, what would they be?

If you are actually going to post a list then please come back and edit yours so they are all together instead of being spanned out over a few pages (if this gets that far haha).

Random rules are welcome also if you don't feel like trying to compose a list of your own.

Also feel free to critque the list above or anyone elses list or to make convo about some of the posted rules in this thread.

I will post my list some time soon.