It's wrong that I'd make sweet, sweet love to Cindy's drawl, right?

The typical gopher missions are really starting to get annoying. Clearly I'm the greatest hunter to have ever walked the land. Sure I'll kill everything in sight and find all of the deads remains. It's not like there are radios telling all of these dopes what I'm up against.

But more importantly.

Despite the terrible things I'd do to her, I really don't get Cindy's motivation for anything she does. Or why Noct just doesn't shack up with her. She could service my regalia any day. Giggity.