Originally Posted by
cyanosuke
'Watchmen' is the worst film I've seen recently. I can't believe this thing got 4 stars (who gave that rating?!? I wanna know!!!) If you're planning to watch this film, feel free to look away, (but I don't recommend it) I'm not bothering with spoilers, and if you've already watched this film, you've suffered enough.
The thoughts of someone who viewed it:
First you wonder, who is the comedian and why is someone trying to kill him? Then you find out what a jerk he is and you think "maybe a future me went to the past to kill him." then you go through the glowy blue guy's story and he's having an identity crisis and builds his own private chillage-village up on the moon (nobody cares, he's a major idiot anyway) Blue guy's ex-girlfriend goes out with a dork and the two of them team up to fight crime (sitting in your basement creating gadgets apparently gives you chiseled abs and fighting skills, that, or going out with Mr. Blue's girlfriend) After saving people, the duo make out, go save more people, make out more. repeat process.
Rorshack is the only character who makes any progress without stepping on anyone else's toes, (prison escape was good, too) but even he comes to nothing, as he eventually gets splatted into a black smoking pile of goo.
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