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    The worst movie you've recently seen

    The worst movie I have recently seen is Mirror Mirror. I really wanted to watch this movie but once I did, I was just sitting there waiting for something exciting to happen. I thought it would be funny, but well it wasn't.
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    Re: The worst movie you've recently seen

    'Watchmen' is the worst film I've seen recently. I can't believe this thing got 4 stars (who gave that rating?!? I wanna know!!!) If you're planning to watch this film, feel free to look away, (but I don't recommend it) I'm not bothering with spoilers, and if you've already watched this film, you've suffered enough.
    The thoughts of someone who viewed it:
    First you wonder, who is the comedian and why is someone trying to kill him? Then you find out what a jerk he is and you think "maybe a future me went to the past to kill him." then you go through the glowy blue guy's story and he's having an identity crisis and builds his own private chillage-village up on the moon (nobody cares, he's a major idiot anyway) Blue guy's ex-girlfriend goes out with a dork and the two of them team up to fight crime (sitting in your basement creating gadgets apparently gives you chiseled abs and fighting skills, that, or going out with Mr. Blue's girlfriend) After saving people, the duo make out, go save more people, make out more. repeat process.
    Rorshack is the only character who makes any progress without stepping on anyone else's toes, (prison escape was good, too) but even he comes to nothing, as he eventually gets splatted into a black smoking pile of goo.
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    Re: The worst movie you've recently seen

    Quote Originally Posted by cyanosuke View Post
    'Watchmen' is the worst film I've seen recently. I can't believe this thing got 4 stars (who gave that rating?!? I wanna know!!!) If you're planning to watch this film, feel free to look away, (but I don't recommend it) I'm not bothering with spoilers, and if you've already watched this film, you've suffered enough.
    The thoughts of someone who viewed it:
    First you wonder, who is the comedian and why is someone trying to kill him? Then you find out what a jerk he is and you think "maybe a future me went to the past to kill him." then you go through the glowy blue guy's story and he's having an identity crisis and builds his own private chillage-village up on the moon (nobody cares, he's a major idiot anyway) Blue guy's ex-girlfriend goes out with a dork and the two of them team up to fight crime (sitting in your basement creating gadgets apparently gives you chiseled abs and fighting skills, that, or going out with Mr. Blue's girlfriend) After saving people, the duo make out, go save more people, make out more. repeat process.
    Rorshack is the only character who makes any progress without stepping on anyone else's toes, (prison escape was good, too) but even he comes to nothing, as he eventually gets splatted into a black smoking pile of goo.
    Out of all comic book movies out there, including animated ones, Watchmen is by far the most faitful to it's original source. I see it as a huge puzzle, and the final piece is well worth the wait. Also, you have to admit, Ozymandias is one in a kind. He's everything 99% of villains in medias such as comic books, movies and video games are not, in other words genuely inteligent and suscesuful.

    The worst movie I saw recently is Wrath of the Titans, it's even worse than it's predecessor, Clash of the Titans. CGI fest with no substance.

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    Re: The worst movie you've recently seen

    Ozymandias was realistic, and Rorshack, as above stated, was also notable, however, one or two good characters does not make a good movie. If all of the other characters were edited out, and more were added to illustrate the conflicting points of the remaining two, it would've been something. But as it was, too much garbage got in the way, mixing the inspired segments with B-movie crud, and desperate attempts to awe the uninterested audience with mindless fighting and love scenes between side characters, which only further infuriated the viewers.
    I would rather watch a pure B movie than this. At least then I'd laugh.
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