Note: it says "Turtle Devastation Wave", not "Earth-Rending Wave". So the only poor victims would be the turtles, not the stone that has existed for about 7 million years or countless millions of years (depending on whom you're asking; conform with hearing "it's older than you and pretty much all of your ancestors").
Though, turtles have existed for several years and are known for having long life, so...maybe something that devastates turtles CAN devastate the Earth. I dunno...
Now, if we were to look for a true "Turtle Devastation Wave"...maybe one spawning from a meteor a la Deep Impact?
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