Transformers 3

[Kurt Zisa]

um starscream was killed by Sam.

Spoiler: via a boom-stick to the eye

. Im trying to think of what's bigger than megatron and the answer is Unicron. But considering as he's a planet it would be really hard to work him into a live-action movie.

[Freya]

I've watched the movie on Wednesday - mostly because there was nothing else to watch (and both friends I watched it with had already watched Hangover 2 -.- I'm never gonna see that movie... .,.). Really, was cinema always that bad?
Besides, it costs too much. But well, this thread's about the movie. XD"

First off: I've watched the first movie in 2007 or whenever it was - I watched it in the cinema as well. I've NEVER seen even the slightest trailer of the second movie. So I really don't know what it was about. But I heard it was the worst of all three. Oh well. ^^"

The first thing I wondered about was: Where did that girl from the first movie go? And why was she replaced by someone who just seemed to look good (well, her back did look good, but her LIPS... oh holy...!) and was nothing else in this movie? Really, she was just a side character whom they could shoot in "sexy" clothes.
I overheard two guys (!!!) talking to each other about her and they were like "why did they spend half a minute just to show her ass?". (I smiled. I was thinking the same. ^^")
And theeeeen, suddenly, at the very end, SHE was the one who tricked Megatron?! SERIOUSLY?!! She was a flat character to begin with, she didn't have a reason to exist (except the simple reason she's a woman - she just HAS TO be captured by the enemy!) - so why did she get such a huge role at the end?
Also, there were some characters (whose names I've forgotten, haha ^^") I really didn't know. But they probably already appeared in the second movie... or even the first. ^^"

What really annoyed me most about the movie was its length. When we decided to watch Transformers, I really wanted to ask if someone had a pillow for me, so that I could sleep during the movie. OVER TWO HOURS!!! Seriously! And many, many scenes were just BORING and should've been cut! But they really wanted to have a veeery long movie, I suppose. -_- Avatar's been long as well, and was even shittier than Transformers.

GENERAL SPOILER WARNING! Don't know what's a spoiler now. Everything, I suppose. ^^"
But it's not that I disliked the movie. I liked the idea of America flying to the moon just to explore a space shuttle of the Autobots. And how it all looked like the old recordings from that time. ^^
Also, the scenes in which Sam tried to find a job - that was sweet. It was just way too long. It didn't really have to do ANYTHING with the story, although I smirked when the hot-but-useless-lady brought Sam some RED candy though it was the yellow office (was it?).
Also, the fight of the Autobots and Decepticons was pretty good (though WAY TOO LONG!). I kinda liked the plot twists as well, though there should've at LEAST been a hint at all of that. Especially concerning the... Prime they've awakened (yes, I can't remember names that well ^^") - there was no sign that he was to betray Optimus.
And my boyfriend even figured out that this red Prime (^^""""") was stupid. He could've just taken the opportunity to lead the Autobots - and then destroy them from within. Yet, he declined becoming the leader again. That seemed to us that the ones who wrote the script just had the idea one scene before the betrayal. ^^"
Also, like Tele's already said, how did they get out of that building? And why didn't they bleed? Seriously, if I'd fall into a window and crash it... I'd probably have LOTS of cuts from all the glass. ôo"

Wow, that sounds as if I didn't enjoy the movie at all. But I liked it, acutally. Though it was so DAMN long, I didn't fall asleep and I didn't even get nervous from sitting around for so long. ^^"

Okay, but.
Worst of the movie was the end.

SPOILER!!:

It's not a problem that Megatron died, though I found him to be an interesting character with not enough screen time. But after defeating him and... the red Prime, the movie just got hilarious.
YAY, we saved the world.
AND OF COUUURSE Sam and his hot-but-useless-lady kiss each other and hold each other and - heck - why didn't they marry?!?! Aw, seriously, I HATE how EVERY F-ING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE has to have a f-ing kissing scene! (And the people who walked out of the cinema behind me giggled when I told my two friends how I felt about this.)
And THE F***! What was that f-ing scene with the guy in the wheelchair and that creepy lady for??? Really, that wasn't necessary. Especially as they had NO PERSONALITY at all. BOTH of them!
ARGH how I HATE such endings!
I would've liked it better if the Decepticons had taken over the world. That would've really made me laugh. XD" If they take over the world and the Autobots are dead and now everything's destroyed. That would've been a pretty funny ending. XD But Hollywood has to have a good ending. People like to dream, and dreams always end good.

I'm gonna decide in a week if the movie was worth my money. I suppose it was. Just to see people falling around in a leaning building. That was worth it. /Sarcasm
(Nobody's gonna believe I liked the movie XD")

[Illusion]

um starscream was killed by Sam.

Spoiler: via a boom-stick to the eye

. Im trying to think of what's bigger than megatron and the answer is Unicron. But considering as he's a planet it would be really hard to work him into a live-action movie.

Oh, right. I totally forgot that.

I thought this would be the final movie of the series. A trilogy, you know? But the trend now seems to be to get as many movies out as possible to get as much money as they can. I felt this movie as lacking something in actual material, action aside, and when the fourth one comes out I hope they get a better story line.