That is seriously the best thing I've ever read.
On topic... yeah, they were really not at all proportiante in VII, Crisis core, AC, Dirge of cerberus, hell even Kingdom hearts made her look much more realistic. To a point where an actress with that size might actually exist. I actually know a girl who looks kinda like Tifa, she just doesn't have the right hair... but hey, nothin a wig can't fix.
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