Meier has been too busy to wank off around here. Either way, I wouldn't mind ya joining at all, if not enjoyed. But as joe's haiku explains, the first touch of my beard is free. After that, it's 50$ a pop. Enjoy it while you can.

As for joe's haiku, it was not bad. The first two verses seemed lacking, though are true in their words. It was the third verse that made it interesting as you rhymed well. Still, it could be better. For now, you pass only slightly.