CRAO PORR COCK8 FRATERNITY: Join the Brotherhood!

[Rocky]

Okay, I'm sure those of you who are kind of 'in the know' here at The Final Fantasy Forums might have ran across a cute little saying by the name of "Crao Porr Cock8". Well, to be truthful, this is much more than just a saying here to some people at TFF, myself included. The saying "Crao Porr Cock8" is a term that represents a bondage of brotherhood between two certain TFF members, and now we want to branch out that bond to other TFFers that would care to apply. We have strict guidelines and members will have to take great pledges to join, so this isn't some "public family" thing so to speak, as the founders want the brotherhood to be close-knit and respectable members of TFF. Here are the basic requirements:

*No women allowed. No exceptions, sorry ladies!

*I must have at least seen you post around in the forums and have witnessed you making intelligent statements.

Other then that, there aren't really other prerequisites. However, the pledges will weed out most of the candidates unfit to be in the brotherhood. If you have any questions about the processes, please post here, or get into contact with one of the founders of Crao Porr Cock8, which happen to be Rocky or Meier Link. Good day to you all!

EDIT:
Current List of Crao Porr Cock8 brothers (as of May 4th, 2012):

Meier Link
Rocky
Block
Che
HUNK
Joe
loaf
LocoColt04
nix
Pete
Polk
Psiko
RagnaToad
RamesesII
RhapsoBlarg
Robbo
Ruin
SOLDIER #819
Telegraph
Zardoch


The frathouse may seem like it's packed, but we'll be ok with squeezing some cheeks and making room for new applicants. APPLY TODAY!

:: Edit by Meier :: :: Notice :: If you are a member of a different Frat do not waste your time applying here. Your application will be automatically rejected unless you are willing to leave the Frat you are a part of. We will not and do not cross that line.

[Meier Link]

I would like to take a moment to jump in here and say that we of Crao Porr Cock8 will not be to discriminate to harshly on our pledges, but we will not limit ourselves to the unfit either. We are not a faction of any sorts, as Rocky has stated we are a brotherhood and wish to add more members to the brotherhood. We hope to inspire our pledges and act as role models for the TFF community. We frequent MSN TFF chats and add a certain charm and humor to the them.

I will add a last requirement, you must have a sence of humor.

Seeing that we are quite the riot we need pledges that can not only take a joke but also dish them out.

So by all means pledge Crao Porr Cock8 and join a brotherhood for life.

[Zardoch]

-unnecessarily flaps fancy violet cloak around as I enter-

The Godfather of evil hath returned. If any such brotherhood shall be formed, it would be fitting my evilness will help it reign supreme. Upon the many forms I take, none shall be greater than the newest creation I will be putting together. Indeed, for it shall involve a spoon.

[Meier Link]

Sorry it has taken a few days to get back to you on this one Valkyarc. We where not expecting some one of your stature to join the brotherhood as it's third member. We are glad to accept you into our family. Now pledge, shine my shoes! Just kidding I think we can pass the new pledge hazing and accept you in as a honary brother. So welcome once again!

Crao Porr Cock8!

[Jin]

Based on the last word of your quaint little saying, I'll assume this is a gay brotherhood, or bondage, as you called it. Gay bondage. Sounds interesting. I'm not looking to join, but good for you guys for being so out in the open. I respect that.

[Meier Link]

It's alright Jin, the lack of understanding would be why you would be denied membership. Does it make you giggle like a school girl to hear our frats name? FYI **** is another name for rooster, so your little thearoy is out the window.

[Jin]

Haha, touche. It absolutely makes me giggle like a school girl.

And that's okay. I never expected to be worthy of the cocks. No offense taken. =)

It's all in good fun, boys. Don't take me seriously.

[Taco-Calamitous]

It's all in good fun, boys. Don't take me seriously.

That man is trying to piss you off! He's saying hurtful, insulting things, designed to make people unhappy! It makes me want to beat things with a heavy, blunt object!

Anyhoo, I would think about joining, if I didn't have to do anything to join, and I had to do very little to stay a member. How does that sound? Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Joe]

Alright, screw it, I'm in.

How might I gain membership into this brotherhood of Awesome good sir Rocky, and good sir Meier?

[HUNK]

Hey im not really sure if I have been found to be an intellect but I think I am and I wish to join this brotherhood.

So Rocky, Meier...how about it?

[Meier Link]

Taco, sounds good enough for me, you're in obviously unless Rocky decides to Veto me on this one, which he has the power to do.

Joe you must pledge aligance to the brother hood of Crao Porr Cock8 in a poem dedicated to the brotherhood. And in one line it must contain how great Valks beard is.

::edit::

H.U.N.K. you slipped on in on me, posted while editing. Sneaky snake, we will take you in as one of our pledges.

[Rocky]

Taco, erm I mean Hellfire!, I welcome you with open arms into the Crao Porr Cock8 brotherhood! May you spread the goodness that is Crao Porr Cock8 to all the lands and the multiverse!

Joe, your pledge quest has been offered by the Cock8 co-founder, Meier Link. If your poem is not up to par, you will have to go through the pledge system once again, and may possibly be denied entry, so please do your best to make the poem enjoyable to all!

H.U.N.K., I am glad to see you apply to the Crao Porr Cock8 fraternity! Despite your fairly high post count, I have not really read of much what you have had to say, and I am not sure why. Thus, for your pledge, I want you to post in FIVE different threads of any kind, relating the topic in SOME WAY to Crao Porr Cock8 in a positive manner, and for the kicker, one of them has to be in the Intellectual Discussion thread. Once you have done that, post the links in this thread for all to see, and you will have passed your pledge!

Good hunting everyone! and CRAO PORR COCK8!

[Taco-Calamitous]

Awesome. And you can call me whatever you'd like. ...except things that I wouldn't like. Like Fart Fall or Twinkle Fairy. (Actually, Fart Fall is fine, too. In fact, that would be awesome if you called me that, with the adjective "fricken'" preceding it.) Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Meier Link]

Welcome Ficken Fart fall, sorry couldn't resist.

As for Joe and H.U.N.K I am kind of disappointed, I am going to set a date for both of your pledge deeds to be accomplished. Feb. 14th; Valintines Day. If you have not met the requirements your requests will be denied! You can reapply after that date but you will be assigned the same thing again and +1 other thing. Good luck loyal pledges.

Crao Porr Cock8!

[HUNK]

Very well Gentlemen I belive my Epic Quest has ended. Here are my results.

1:http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...ml#post1180000
(Totally true by the way.)

2:http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/hu...ml#post1179999

3:http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/hu...ml#post1179998
(Quoteing one of our fellow members.)

4:http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/me...ml#post1179997

5:http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/in...ml#post1179996
(Not a very ID related topic but it was in ID)

Well I hope this will suffice and I did my best.

Andrew Bealor.

[Rocky]

Well done Hunk! sorry for not getting back to you in your PM, but it looks like you were able to figure things out on your own and deliver, so welcome our newest member, H.U.N.K., with a warm hearty Crao Porr Cock8!

Speaking of ball pits, Meier Link, I likey your idea that you sent me via pm, now the question is who are our candidates?

[HUNK]

Yeah I made it!!!

Sorry about the pm...
A moment of weakness, but I see now that you had wanted me to figure it out on my own. Im just glad that what I sent was suficient.

WOO-HOO! CRAO PORR COCK8 for life!

[Joe]

This poem spans a few different styles, with abrupt transitions between each, enjoy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Crao Porr Cock8...
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more funny and 'telligent
I cannae think of where this line went
Perhaps it went on a boat ride for three
But then, would it not have taken two of thee?
Crao Porr Cock8 is the finest in these young fertile lands
All our fap smileys use their right hands
Why is this, you my wonder, or pray?
Perhaps their left hands are mesmerized, maybe at play

The Pledge hopefuls line up
Fidget left, fidget right
This shall definitely be a most terrifying night,
Meier calls out the challenge each candidate must face
As Rocky begins to laugh, giggle, and pace.
"you must all worship Valk's beard, it's the best in the land!
and you must also stroke it with your left hand!"

Each entrant fell to their knees and wept gleefully with joy
for Valk's beard truly was a sight to behold
Each pledge couldn't help but stare and stroke with glee
This was the only time they'd touch Valk's gorgeous beard for free.

Haiku is hard to write
especially Crao Porr Cock8's
Refrigerator.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So did I pass?

[Pete]

How was I not sent a formal invitation to join Crao Porr Cock8?

Just let me know what I need to do in order to join the madness. If it helps I've got a fridge full of beer and no reservations.

[Zardoch]

Meier has been too busy to wank off around here. Either way, I wouldn't mind ya joining at all, if not enjoyed. But as joe's haiku explains, the first touch of my beard is free. After that, it's 50$ a pop. Enjoy it while you can.

As for joe's haiku, it was not bad. The first two verses seemed lacking, though are true in their words. It was the third verse that made it interesting as you rhymed well. Still, it could be better. For now, you pass only slightly.

[Taco-Calamitous]

If we're talking about Pete, I think it's a given. I mean, look at him. That's like a living page from the history book of TFF. That, and I hear he's bringing beer. If that doesn't earn him a welcoming of open arms, then... what the hell, man?

Joesteel, if I had any authority, I would give you my nod. Except that you didn't mention me. If any entrants want to earn my favor for some reason, remember to mention in your little poems, "...and Hellfire was there, too." It will make me feel... special... Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Meier Link]

It's not that I have been to busy, it's that I do not have a home computer, it should be delivered today; so I should be back up and running at home with in the next 2-3 days haha. But welcome to the frat Joe, as for Pete I am thing public streaking through a shopping mall! Ok seriously Petes in.

[Zerobanshee]

I've been too much of a lurker recently, only posting in the RP sections, so I decided that requesting the ability to join would be a good way to spread out a bit, and meet more members.

So, Meier, Rocky. How about letting a freshman into the Fraternity?
~

[Meier Link]

Due to low post counts and the fact that you are rarely seen outside of the RP forum, I will accept your pledge but with one stipulation.

You must post in all of the following areas:

Clubs
Music
General Gaming
General Final Fantasy
Intellectual Discussion
Final Fantasy XIII

Also you have to respond to the following threads:
Final Fantasy VI trivia - in the FFVI forum
Akira - in the animation corner forum
How do you like the ending? - in the FFXII forum
Final Fantasy IX trivia - in the FFVI forum

Posts are limited to a 30 word minimum (excluding triva) and at least 3 of which have to make reference to Crao Porr Cock8. Now go pledge and make us proud.

:EDIT: Also you must provide links to the posts AND I am setting a deadline of Feb. 28th for completion.

[HUNK]

Ha your making him post in the Akira thread, thats funny.

Anyway welcome New brothers Joesteel, Pete(Cant belive your here 0.0), Hellfire(I know your not new but I havent mentioned you yet) and last but couldn't be least Valkyarc(Awsome beard by the way).

CRAO PORR COCK8!

[Zerobanshee]

*phew* took a lot of pawing through gamefaqs, and even more time spent struggling to find thirty words, but I got it.

Clubs---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/cl...ml#post1182503

Music---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/mu...ml#post1182519

General Gaming---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...tasy-game.html

General Final Fantasy---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...nemy-boss.html

Intellectual Discussion---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/in...ml#post1182525

Final Fantasy XIII---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/fi...ml#post1182526

Final Fantasy VI trivia - in the FFVI forum---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/fi...ml#post1182398

Akira - in the animation corner forum---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/an...526-akira.html

How do you like the ending? - in the FFXII forum---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/fi...ke-ending.html

Final Fantasy IX trivia - in the FFVI forum---
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/fi...ml#post1182077

[Meier Link]

Wow all 10 in less then 24 hours, impressive and it shows dedication. I am really impressed. Only place where I see a problem is in the FFIX trivia Phantom was not asking if you can steal from "Plant Brain" he was asking what could be stolen from it haha. But anyways I like your style kid, welcome to Crao Porr Cock8!

Side note, I noticed you made reference to Crao Porr Cock8 in more then 3 threads, Kudos on that. Kind of weak references but references none the less.

[Zerobanshee]

thanks. I know that some references were weak, and I could've done better, but I guess I was too lazy. *shrugs*

I wanted to get them done as fast as possible, that way I would just get it out of the way. I didn't know the next possible time I could get on {my schedule atm is FUBAR}, so I wanted to work hard on it ASAP.

Anyways, thanks for allowing me in! Going to change my signature, to show my dedication to Crao Porr Cock8.

[HUNK]

Well that was as Miere said, impressive.
LOL It took me forever to get my challenge finished. However none the less congragulations and welcome to CRAO PORR COCK8!

Aside: We have been getting quite a few new members.

[Pete]

Oh I can post humiliating pictures of myself if only for the sake of hilarity.

But if the good Meier says so, then it shall be so.