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    I am becoming my evil twin

    Actually it may be possible that i'm becoming my non-evil twin. Either way i'm doing something i've never tried to do: grow a goatee.

    I imagine it will take root and change my alignment polarity and affect my charisma score (either higher or lower.. it remains to be seen) or i will find out it's not really possible for me to even grow one (as a guy who is told he looks 6-7 years younger than he is). But I've gone 6 days now without shaving (just trimming/shaping) and I think its going to work.

    Soldier #819: I think I'm going to pick up Mario Kart Wii today
    Korova: pick up a 360 while you're at it
    S: lmao
    S: Do you think Gold subscription is worth it?
    K: well there's no other way to play online
    K: so yes?
    S: Ouch
    S: But do you think it's WORTH IT WORTH IT
    S: From an unpractical, passionate, manly standpoint
    K: uh
    K: baby faced Korova says no, but goatee version says "hell yes, dog, how else you gonna get your gears of war on"
    S: lmfao

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    Haha! Wow, I don't think I can imagine you with a goatee. People are indeed going to think you are your evil twin from an alternate universe. You better post pictures or something once you have it. Hopefully, it comes in all full and not patchy and looks awesome.
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    I really think this is going to work. I'll take a photo of it when i'm happy with it. I couldn't imagine me with one either, so every time i look in a mirror i don't recognize me.. lol... 30 years of no facial hair.

    I may have to shave it off for my halloween costume. If i do that will make for a good chance to compare me to my evil twin.

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    You should make a comic of yourself. It would be teh funnies. Evil Korova vs. Saint Korova.
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    hehe yeah... that would be funny... sadly though my experiment has been cut off prematurely.

    I got a text message last night that the CEO of my companies parent company (which is Japanese) was in town and wanted to see me today. So I woke up and the first thing I did was destroy it :'( I'll have to try again after Halloween.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korova View Post
    hehe yeah... that would be funny... sadly though my experiment has been cut off prematurely.

    I got a text message last night that the CEO of my companies parent company (which is Japanese) was in town and wanted to see me today. So I woke up and the first thing I did was destroy it :'( I'll have to try again after Halloween.
    Funga! Foiled again!

    Can you actually grow a real one, with the moustache connecting to the beard and everything? Mine does not; there's flesh on the cheeks between the moustache and the beard that is always bare. And my chin kinda grows thin, too. So I have a little flavor saver, and that's it. Anyhoo...

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    It's pretty good right now. I can't grow a Van Dyke which is a mustache+goatee. It's actually pretty retarded. It will connect on one side only which is extremely funny but nobody would ever take me seriously again.

    I wasn't aware of this until last week. Prior to this experiment I've only let it grow 3 days max before shaving again. I haven't cut the goatee part since that day i shaved above. It looks pretty good. Give it a week and think it will be long enough that i'll have to trim it regularly and then I'll take a photo.

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