Actually it may be possible that i'm becoming my non-evil twin. Either way i'm doing something i've never tried to do: grow a goatee.

I imagine it will take root and change my alignment polarity and affect my charisma score (either higher or lower.. it remains to be seen) or i will find out it's not really possible for me to even grow one (as a guy who is told he looks 6-7 years younger than he is). But I've gone 6 days now without shaving (just trimming/shaping) and I think its going to work.

Soldier #819: I think I'm going to pick up Mario Kart Wii today
Korova: pick up a 360 while you're at it
S: lmao
S: Do you think Gold subscription is worth it?
K: well there's no other way to play online
K: so yes?
S: Ouch
S: But do you think it's WORTH IT WORTH IT
S: From an unpractical, passionate, manly standpoint
K: uh
K: baby faced Korova says no, but goatee version says "hell yes, dog, how else you gonna get your gears of war on"
S: lmfao