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    SOLDIER baby

    So imagine you're about to make the perfect SOLDIER baby, and you can take traits from any of your favorite SOLDIER members and put them into this baby.

    After you imagine it, start talking about it in this thread.

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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    You, me, a bottle of schnapps, and we're good to go

    I'll have to think about the rest of this
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Make it peach, throw in some Firefly, maybe some cranberry juice, and this Southern gal is good to go.

    We would create a child who is offensive and belligerent but somehow gets away with it due to massive amounts of cuteness.
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    I already have my Soldier baby and he is one superhellabadass dude. Rocky step forward and say hello!


    Mental Note:
    Super soldier lesson 101: Mate with Ally or Pete.

    Wait what?
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    oh sweet I'm off the child leash it really is Christmas there is a god whohoooo!

    lets see, if I had babies with...

    Meier: cross between Brad Pitt and Justin Bieber? pretty sure every lady in the 90 mile radius would be inpregnated due to the pure sexiness oozing from the pores.

    Pete: would look kinda like this:



    Ocean: the kid would probably be irresistibly cute and would most likely end up on the Mickey Mouse Club early on in life, only to become a boy band/teenage diva singer later on and develop a cocaine/sex addiction.
    †SOLDIER† - "Yep still better than you"
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    hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
    Quote Originally Posted by from the CPC8
    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    My theory that I have just shared with Rocky is that Meier's and my kid would be sexy, southern, and good with its hands.

    Country rock star.
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    My theory that I have just shared with Rocky is that Meier's and my kid would be sexy, southern, and good with its hands.

    Country rock star.
    :::knock knock:: Pizza guy.

    (wow shortest response ever. Ally knows what I am talking about ahah. )
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    Our finest hour has just begun
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Hahaha omg.... your ****ing signature. You are going to regret that tomorrooooowwwwww.

    I don't even... is that... is that offensive? Should I like.... take that down?

    Our baby would also be impulsive.

    EDIT: Made it more PC. I <3 you, though.
    Last edited by OceanEyes28; 12-25-2010 at 01:58 AM.
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    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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    I love how this is turning into a "We should bang Ally/ What would happen if we banged Ally?" thread.

    Let's see. Me and:
    Ally: what she said.
    Meier: We would never lose a drinking challenge... ever.
    Rocky: No stationary object would be safe while driving... mailboxes, parked cars. Oh, and mad fps skillz.
    Cesar: See Chewbacca pic above.
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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Haha I guess it was bound to happen as I'm the only active female in SOLDIER. Aside from Cesar, I mean.

    jkjk long hair jokes lol

    Mine and Cesar's baby would be clumsy as ****. But really flirtatious. Probably go into PR or something.
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    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Hey now. We have been poking on Cesar for a year now and yet still no children from him.

    Ok lets see with the currently active:

    Me and Rocky:
    Boy: Lady killer that takes control of the world with his good looks and legions of
    charmed women.
    Girl: Lazer beam eyes. Enough said.

    Me and Pete:
    Boy: Very athletic and would take over the world one beer at a time.
    Girl: Would probably end up like Ally.

    Me and Che:
    Boy: Pure awesomeness
    Girl: Pure awesomeness with boobs

    Me and Loco
    Boy: Curly redhead with a tan! That says enough in itself!
    Girl: Super smart ass with a quick wit.

    And I have already stated my opinion on what would happen if me and Ally were to mate: we could call him Jesus.
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

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    Rocky and I: Our baby would absolutely dominate any competitive game, would love to party, be musically talented, master of common sense, and be irresistibly cute.

    Meier and I: Would have a sexy ****ing bone structure, would have a huge tolerance for alcohol, would be the nicest asshole you ever met, tall, lighthearted, and have two awesome dads. (I think we'd compliment each other well, Meier. Sup. )

    SOLDIER and I: Our kid would seem schizophrenic. But both personalities would get along with each other well.

    Merlin and I: Our kid would be very intelligent in many ways. Book smart and common sense smart, personality would be very mature while able to have fun at the same time. Never seen Merlin but 50% of the kid would be attractive

    Loco and I: Kid would be very modest, but know they are baller anyway. Would be tech-savy. Would always find attractive people to date no prob, and know how to hold a relationship.

    Pete and I: Kid would be ****ing tough physically and emotionally. Would play multiple sports and be awesome at all of them. Would have a problem drinking because it would take 30 beers to get him/her drunk.

    Ocean and I: Our kid would be worldy as shit. Intelligent and funny, maybe a little dorky but able to hang with the "popular" kids. Very attractive and absolutely sexual.

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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    I'm assuming you're crediting me with the "dorky" gene. Well YOU EAT A ****.

    jk.

    I'll eat it.


    GIMME THAT MEATBALL?!

    I don't know.

    UM. I think our kid would be... yeah, probably really horny all the time. But funny and attractive, so he/she would probably get laid pretty easily. Not that I'd want to know? AUGH WHATEVER!
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    "I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."

    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    I'm assuming you're crediting me with the "dorky" gene. Well YOU EAT A ****.

    jk.

    I'll eat it.


    GIMME THAT MEATBALL?!

    I don't know.

    UM. I think our kid would be... yeah, probably really horny all the time. But funny and attractive, so he/she would probably get laid pretty easily. Not that I'd want to know? AUGH WHATEVER!
    Rofl. The dorky gene came 53% me, 47% you. YOU HAPPY NOW.

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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Fine, but the attractive gene is 53% me and 47% you.

    Let's have babies. <33333
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    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by OceanEyes28 View Post
    Fine, but the attractive gene is 53% me and 47% you.

    Let's have babies. <33333
    I have the ability to gain pigment in my skin, and I bring the bone structure. You just bring the red hair. What now.

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    I don't want to have babies with you anymore.
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    "I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."

    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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    But you have fantastic bone structure too, and I ****ing love your skin! I wouldn't trade anyone in the world for it.

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    Re: SOLDIER baby

    Hahahahaha

    We're on for babies again! <3

    Our babies will solve all the world's problems. And be lovers, not fighters. Except when someone says something STUPID.

    But then they'll get over it and write a song/essay about it.
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    "I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."

    . SOLDIER ('04) . cHoSeN ('04) . Por Rorr Kitty9 ('09).
    HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSIC? Because I make music.
    LISTEN HERE!


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