Beanie Baby Menagerire

[diaryofjane]

This a remake of The Glass Menagerire by Tennessee Williams. Last year in my dramatic lit class me and two other girls redid the ending and called it The Beanie Baby Menagerire. I would like to crited the writers Jess Premo and Lyn Wood.


Larua: [playing with beanie babies, making them talk in miscellaneous voices happily][bounces the turtle] Hello Mr.Coon. [deepens her voice bouncing the coon]
Why hello Ms. Turtle? [sobs in Turtles voice] I want to hide in my shell.

Amanda: [after staring at Larua incredulously] Things have a way of turning out so badly. I don't believe that I would be turning on the radio right now, Larua. Well, well-well! That dinner date of ours was engaged after all... [rubs her brow then calls to the door] Tom!

Tom: WAH? [opens the door, shuffles in and looks around] Where did the dude go? I had two player hooked up and everything.

Amanda: Well, he left. [growls] WHAT a WONDERFUL joke you played on us!

Larua: [shakes her head sadly] We didn't find it funny. Mr Coons thinks that was mean.

Tom: Wuh?

Amanda: You didn't let us know Jim was enagaed!

Tom: Jim? ENAGAGED?... it was probably that online girl Betty he's been mussin' over. I warned him it might have been a hacker from Venezuala because he's been sending money and junk over, but hey. [shrugs and is enagaged in his sp]

Amanda: How strange. You didn't mention any of this before he came?

Larua: In fact Mr. Coons thinks that you're a big fat meanie.

Tom: Screw Mr. Coon, I just still have my baby fat. [shrugs and turns back to mom] Didn' know I had ta. Look, I don't get into his personal life... just his account on World of Witch Craft.

Amanda: Well you work with the boy! Surely you would have known more!

Tom: Eh. Gamestop is just a job, not my life. [turns aroud to shuffle back in his room]

Amanda: [fustrated] I beg to differ! And all you do is live in those games!

Tom: Hey. Zelda needs me. That blonde bimbo is always getting carted off by Gannon in every game, that ain't my fault. Blame Shigeru Miyamoto. [about ready to ascend into his liar]

Amanda: [cuts him off] Where are you going?

Tom: [duh's] ...in my room.

Amanda: [nods] That's right. Now that you made retards out of all of us-

Larau: [gives her a pathetic look] Hey...

Amanda: OOOH! [rips coon out of Larua's hand and chucks it at Tom] FINE! GO DOWNSTAIRS TOO YOUR CHAT ROOMS,TO YOUR DIGITAL DUNGEONS! SCREW ALL THAT NEW CRAP THAT I JUST BOUGHT! A NEW RUG, NEW CUSHIONS, AND NEW CLOTHES FOR LARUA!

Larua: [pointing to coon] C-can I have him back?

Amanda: [yells at the two] OH, GROW UP! [turns to Tom and blats] AND ALL FOR WHAT?! TO ENTERTAIN SOME OTHER GIRL FOR A NIGHT?! YOU KNOW , NEW SCENERY?

Tom: [pushes up his glasses] Actually, not necessarily. Final Fantasy just added another sever so-

Amanda: DON'T INTERUPT ME! [takes turtle and chucks it at Tom] GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! CHANCES ARE YOU'LL STILL BE PLAYING HALO BY THE TIME LARUA'S FINALLY ACCEPTED INTO LEXINGTON! GO! BE A DEADBEAT BLOB, WHILE YOUR MOTHER'S STILL WORKING UNDER THE TABLE AND LARUA'S SCHIZOPHRENIA DIVES US AAAAALL TO HEAR VOICES! GO!

Larua: [childishly waves good bye to Tom with the paw of a rabbit] Mr. Boing-ity says bye.

Tom: 'Kay [leaves, then comes out to address the audience] I didn't go to my room. Well, I did, but BlackSword90 wouldn't resurrect me after I died helping the dude defeat Juggernaut, so I logged off. Yup, just up and left,, and a bus to California. After that? Who knows? But for Larua...game over...[turns to Larua and adds sadly] Girl game over.


Sorry if anything in this play offended you I'm deeply sorry, my friends went of the deep end in this one.

[gerowulfe]

Sictsophrenia, oh man, I know how bad it can become. I liked this story. Very interesting. I love remakes of stories. Love reading them, I love changes of stories.