SOLDIER baby

[OceanEyes28]

So imagine you're about to make the perfect SOLDIER baby, and you can take traits from any of your favorite SOLDIER members and put them into this baby.

After you imagine it, start talking about it in this thread.

[Pete]

You, me, a bottle of schnapps, and we're good to go

I'll have to think about the rest of this

[OceanEyes28]

Make it peach, throw in some Firefly, maybe some cranberry juice, and this Southern gal is good to go.

We would create a child who is offensive and belligerent but somehow gets away with it due to massive amounts of cuteness.

[Meier Link]

I already have my Soldier baby and he is one superhellabadass dude. Rocky step forward and say hello!


Mental Note:
Super soldier lesson 101: Mate with Ally or Pete.

Wait what?

[Rocky]

oh sweet I'm off the child leash it really is Christmas there is a god whohoooo!

lets see, if I had babies with...

Meier: cross between Brad Pitt and Justin Bieber? pretty sure every lady in the 90 mile radius would be inpregnated due to the pure sexiness oozing from the pores.

Pete: would look kinda like this:



Ocean: the kid would probably be irresistibly cute and would most likely end up on the Mickey Mouse Club early on in life, only to become a boy band/teenage diva singer later on and develop a cocaine/sex addiction.

[OceanEyes28]

My theory that I have just shared with Rocky is that Meier's and my kid would be sexy, southern, and good with its hands.

Country rock star.

[Meier Link]

My theory that I have just shared with Rocky is that Meier's and my kid would be sexy, southern, and good with its hands.

Country rock star.

:::knock knock:: Pizza guy.

(wow shortest response ever. Ally knows what I am talking about ahah. )

[OceanEyes28]

Hahaha omg.... your ****ing signature. You are going to regret that tomorrooooowwwwww.

I don't even... is that... is that offensive? Should I like.... take that down?

Our baby would also be impulsive.

EDIT: Made it more PC. I <3 you, though.

[Pete]

I love how this is turning into a "We should bang Ally/ What would happen if we banged Ally?" thread.

Let's see. Me and:
Ally: what she said.
Meier: We would never lose a drinking challenge... ever.
Rocky: No stationary object would be safe while driving... mailboxes, parked cars. Oh, and mad fps skillz.
Cesar: See Chewbacca pic above.

[OceanEyes28]

Haha I guess it was bound to happen as I'm the only active female in SOLDIER. Aside from Cesar, I mean.

jkjk long hair jokes lol

Mine and Cesar's baby would be clumsy as ****. But really flirtatious. Probably go into PR or something.

[Meier Link]

Hey now. We have been poking on Cesar for a year now and yet still no children from him.

Ok lets see with the currently active:

Me and Rocky:
Boy: Lady killer that takes control of the world with his good looks and legions of
charmed women.
Girl: Lazer beam eyes. Enough said.

Me and Pete:
Boy: Very athletic and would take over the world one beer at a time.
Girl: Would probably end up like Ally.

Me and Che:
Boy: Pure awesomeness
Girl: Pure awesomeness with boobs

Me and Loco
Boy: Curly redhead with a tan! That says enough in itself!
Girl: Super smart ass with a quick wit.

And I have already stated my opinion on what would happen if me and Ally were to mate: we could call him Jesus.

[che]

Rocky and I: Our baby would absolutely dominate any competitive game, would love to party, be musically talented, master of common sense, and be irresistibly cute.

Meier and I: Would have a sexy ****ing bone structure, would have a huge tolerance for alcohol, would be the nicest asshole you ever met, tall, lighthearted, and have two awesome dads. (I think we'd compliment each other well, Meier. Sup. )

SOLDIER and I: Our kid would seem schizophrenic. But both personalities would get along with each other well.

Merlin and I: Our kid would be very intelligent in many ways. Book smart and common sense smart, personality would be very mature while able to have fun at the same time. Never seen Merlin but 50% of the kid would be attractive

Loco and I: Kid would be very modest, but know they are baller anyway. Would be tech-savy. Would always find attractive people to date no prob, and know how to hold a relationship.

Pete and I: Kid would be ****ing tough physically and emotionally. Would play multiple sports and be awesome at all of them. Would have a problem drinking because it would take 30 beers to get him/her drunk.

Ocean and I: Our kid would be worldy as shit. Intelligent and funny, maybe a little dorky but able to hang with the "popular" kids. Very attractive and absolutely sexual.

[OceanEyes28]

I'm assuming you're crediting me with the "dorky" gene. Well YOU EAT A ****.

jk.

I'll eat it.


GIMME THAT MEATBALL?!

I don't know.

UM. I think our kid would be... yeah, probably really horny all the time. But funny and attractive, so he/she would probably get laid pretty easily. Not that I'd want to know? AUGH WHATEVER!

[che]

I'm assuming you're crediting me with the "dorky" gene. Well YOU EAT A ****.

jk.

I'll eat it.


GIMME THAT MEATBALL?!

I don't know.

UM. I think our kid would be... yeah, probably really horny all the time. But funny and attractive, so he/she would probably get laid pretty easily. Not that I'd want to know? AUGH WHATEVER!

Rofl. The dorky gene came 53% me, 47% you. YOU HAPPY NOW.

[OceanEyes28]

Fine, but the attractive gene is 53% me and 47% you.

Let's have babies. <33333

[che]

Fine, but the attractive gene is 53% me and 47% you.

Let's have babies. <33333

I have the ability to gain pigment in my skin, and I bring the bone structure. You just bring the red hair. What now.

[OceanEyes28]

I don't want to have babies with you anymore.

[che]

But you have fantastic bone structure too, and I ****ing love your skin! I wouldn't trade anyone in the world for it.

[OceanEyes28]

Hahahahaha

We're on for babies again! <3

Our babies will solve all the world's problems. And be lovers, not fighters. Except when someone says something STUPID.

But then they'll get over it and write a song/essay about it.