Because the crazy is strong with this one. I'd just like to point out that many of us more liberal-minded folk who voted Democrat or third party in this election also tend to be nerds and geeks. What does that mean for you, crazy right-wing Republicans? You may have the guns and moonshine, but we're all prepared for the zombie apocalypse. And raptors.
Yay! We can celebrate the end of robocalls and stacks of junk mail. For a few years anyway. Oh, and I guess we can go vote too. Just because. On a more serious note, everyone should be voting today. Unless your state is super awesome and lets you vote early, in which case you probably should have voted already. I live in a swing state (not that kind of swing, alas), which makes it even more critical. But no one should be shirking their civic duty. If you do, you forfeit ...