Arus Kim

[SOLDIER #819]

Before I get started, I would like to say that I hold no grudge against her, nor do I wish to offend her with this topic. This is just my professional, personal opinion. I believe there is something horribly amiss with Arus, and it bothers me. So it is best that I bring it to attention before something bad happens.

What's up with her cooking?! =P I mean, it looks delicious, but come now! Knowing Arus, everything she creates has at least a tablespoon of insanity in it, whether it be of the Evil Co. brand or not, so I find it hard to believe that her pastries have no side effects.

So, for those who have tasted her digital creations with their digital palettes--Did you feel anything strange afterwards? Stomach cramps, dizziness, diharrea...Some form of chocolate pie monster busting our of your stomach? Anything?! THE SECRET INGREDIENT MUST BE FOUND!

xP

The same goes for Quistis, though I don't call her into question as much, since she's a founder. =P Sure, she looks innocent, but I know she's hiding something. No one carries a sound stock of whips just because they can! Something's not right! Not right I tell you!

Until this is all figured out, be wary of accepting any gifts from them, especially baked! I know Quisty cooks too, so they may be in cahoots!

[Sean]

That pie that I stole from True Omega did taste a little TOO good, if you ask me....

No abnormal side effects, except for the little guy that sprouted on my shoulder. I named him Dolanberry, but I don't really know why.

[Sarah]

I had a person sprout from my shoulder, too... but she turned into my evil twin and picked on me a lot and called me "goodie little two-shoes" and kicked me a lot. I don't think it was Arus' pie, though. Wait a minute.... that wasn't me at all.

[Incognitus]

It's Burgertime!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

I win.

[SOLDIER #819]

I think Kazanthikus just ate one of Arus' pastries, I can't understand a word he just said. Unless, he's trying to tell us something from beyond his insanity, and that code he just posted is actually the cure to Arus' evil. It could be burger, too! Mmm...

Or maybe his toaster is just on the loose again.

Oh, and Sean, if that head tries to eat your food, show him who's boss. EAT HIM. J/k, sorry. -_-

The toaster has eyes! Watch for its lethal whipping tail-cord!

[Sean]

It's Burgertime!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

I win.

The imfamous Capcom code?

[Quistis]

I think that's the Contra code.

but you didnt get it Kaz, because it's supposed to be..

up up down down left right left right b a b a select start.

I win

[Arus Kim]

Not a scapegoat? Isn't that what I'm made of as the purpose of this thread? Oh fine. My punishment is the only option.

*bakes virtual pie* Havefuninwankapaloozabeforegoingtobed!

[Incognitus]

Graaaaaaahh!!! Get your salt and pepper ready!

[SOLDIER #819]

Holy moly, that looks like some delicious pie. But for my safety, and the safety of others, I'm going to have to confiscate this pie, and put it through rigorous testing. You know, with rigorous testing, and test tubes, and bubbling potions, and...*crams it all into his mouth*. Yes, the testing with commence after digestion. >.>

I think I'll need that burger too. I don't know what you're planning Kazanthikus, but I'll get to the bottom of it. Though I prefer mine with no salt and pepper, but instead cheese and ketchup. Mmm...I could really go for one right now.

But yes, testing will commence soon. If I turn into a frog, or have extra arms, or something happens within the next few hours, we know who to blame! =P

Yes, that includes you, Quisty! I know you and her and are planning something! J/k, sorry. -_-

Maybe. <<

[Simmy]

My mom had Burger Time on her intellivision. The colors went wrong...the egg was green and the sausages went blue. Sketchy.

Note to self: Don't eat pie.