Beard POWERS

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WHERE'S ALL THE BEARD PICS? Srsly you guys... I clicked here hoping for beard porn, and instead got teased..

Meier Link has a metal as fuck beard.

I like beards, but really don't like it when my partner grows one too long. I like the stubble look. Literally can't handle it when the moustache hair grows below the lip line. Nope. Gtfo. He grew some chin beard thing as above, but it didn't really suit him and I don't think he was all that into it.

Moustaches are gross. I'm in love with Jason Momoa, but that tomahawk video when he swings from his beer and the foam gets up in his 'stache? Nah, I'm good.

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WHERE'S ALL THE BEARD PICS? Srsly you guys... I clicked here hoping for beard porn, and instead got teased..

Meier Link has a metal as fuck beard.

I like beards, but really don't like it when my partner grows one too long. I like the stubble look. Literally can't handle it when the moustache hair grows below the lip line. Nope. Gtfo. He grew some chin beard thing as above, but it didn't really suit him and I don't think he was all that into it.

Moustaches are gross. I'm in love with Jason Momoa, but that tomahawk video when he swings from his beer and the foam gets up in his 'stache? Nah, I'm good.

Oh my gosh, is he Khal Drogo?! I just binged all 60 eps of Game of Thrones in the past 3 weeks and he is beautiful.

Also, something something men being objects or something.

[Spooniest]

Also, something something men being objects or something.

The old joke goes "How many misandristic feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The answer is one to change it, one to declare that the socket has been violated, one to secretly wish she was the socket, one to secretly wish she was the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

I know worse jokes but I restrain myself.

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The old joke goes "How many misandristic feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

The answer is one to change it, one to declare that the socket has been violated, one to secretly wish she was the socket, one to secretly wish she was the bulb, and one to stand there and say THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

I know worse jokes but I restrain myself.

Haha, do tell more!