I bought tequila last week.

I drank the entire bottle by myself.

Was not drunk. omg.


Tomorrow night, we're playing Beeeeer Pooooonnnggg!

I sufficiently suck at the Beer Pong. And I think it's hilarious that I do. In fact, I'm all "Wanna get drunk!? Be on my team!!!!"

The bf & his soldiers have a 4 day weekend, so one of the guys is coming over with another guy and he lives in our complex, so he's lugging his beer pong table over to our place to play.