Most Embarrassing Moment(s)

[sayian]

these kids at a street park(outside basketball) asked me- "hey can you dunk" and i ever so confidently replied (smacked my lips) "yea i can dunk"... "watch, ill take only three steps from behind the 3 point line and dunk".. "look,, 3 steps from here".. so my first mistake was trying to dunk in shoes with no grip. secondly, the court was really slick(double no no).. anywhoo. so i explode off my left leg and i got 2 more steps to go.. im doing awesome, i mean, the way i launched im anticipating some serious air time.. but on my last step, i slipped(and this is at full power kick off mind you).. then my right leg swung from behind me all the way to over my head, that momentum sent my left leg flying and so im like 5 feet off the ground and horizontal and thinking-- ooh shyt.. i landed on my ass and completely broke my pride, self-confidents was fractured, and bruised my ego underneith a streetlight with a bunch of kids and a HOTT woman laughing her ass off telling me how perfect that was and thanking me... then she kept screaming the words "omg 3 steps" and never stopped laughing..

[che]

these kids at a street park(outside basketball) asked me- "hey can you dunk" and i ever so confidently replied (smacked my lips) "yea i can dunk"... "watch, ill take only three steps from behind the 3 point line and dunk".. "look,, 3 steps from here".. so my first mistake was trying to dunk in shoes with no grip. secondly, the court was really slick(double no no).. anywhoo. so i explode off my left leg and i got 2 more steps to go.. im doing awesome, i mean, the way i launched im anticipating some serious air time.. but on my last step, i slipped(and this is at full power kick off mind you).. then my right leg swung from behind me all the way to over my head, that momentum sent my left leg flying and so im like 5 feet off the ground and horizontal and thinking-- ooh shyt.. i landed on my ass and completely broke my pride, self-confidents was fractured, and bruised my ego underneith a streetlight with a bunch of kids and a HOTT woman laughing her ass off telling me how perfect that was and thanking me... then she kept screaming the words "omg 3 steps" and never stopped laughing..

Hahaha. Well, you can be the badass (I'm sure you can still ball), or you can be the clown. But at least you weren't the dudes in the middle. They can't make that woman laugh that hard, OR be impressed. Right? Right? I tried.