The most boring thing you can think of

[noxious.sunshine]

Or how about "Do you need some aloe vera? 'Cuz you just got burned!" (Thanks to Sheldon Cooper XD)

Airports are fun depending on which airport you go to. Nashville airport? Fun. Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix? Fun. Maybe. I was drunk by the time we got there and we drove back. Philadelphia Airport? Not Fun - especially if you get there more than the recommended 1.5 hrs early. They won't even let you in the f*cking terminals until exactly 1.5 - 2 hrs before your scheduled flight. I sat in a bar, paid wayyy too much for my beer, and got trashed before my flight back to Nashville.

NASCAR is -not- fun, but I get sucked into it 'cuz my Dad (& mom) love it 'cuz my Dad used to race Sprint Cars and raced with 1 NASCAR driver & the father of another driver. Going to NASCAR races is -not- fun. It's too loud. Football is boring, but going to the games can be fun, when it's not -75 degrees outside - like, in the beginning of fall.

and yes, the ER/Waiting Room is boring. After they got Jay knocked out, I stayed with him and fell asleep beside his bed whilst the jackass army dr nurse whatevers made fun of me at the army dr nurse station for having my head on the wall and my legs stretched across the seats and my jacket as a blanket. I stole some syringes though. Serves those assholes right.

[Rocky]

NASCAR is -not- fun, but I get sucked into it 'cuz my Dad (& mom) love it 'cuz my Dad used to race Sprint Cars and raced with 1 NASCAR driver & the father of another driver. Going to NASCAR races is -not- fun. It's too loud. Football is boring, but going to the games can be fun, when it's not -75 degrees outside - like, in the beginning of fall.

I used to think NASCAR was pretty stupid, but I heard the insides of those races are like Mardi Gras, so they might be cool. Will report back with my findings at a different time!