At work this week, I accidentally spotted two people having an affair.

It was this personal trainer (isn't it always?) and a member of the athletic club (and I believe one of his clients). They are both married (to other people), and they always sit around the restaurant and talk for HOURS without eating anything. Well on Thursday, my manager (he cooks, I serve) was like "you KNOW they ****in." and I said, "weeellllll... I dunno, maybe not. Maybe they're just really good friends." So anyway, there's this small hallway behind the kitchen that leads into a back lounge area (there's another way to that lounge area that the members use, but when I have to take food back to the conference room behind the lounge area, I use that small hallway.... make sense?). All that's in this hallway is a one-seater men's restroom and the small office for the restaurant that is usually shut.

So I'm taking food back to the conference room, and as I pass the men's room, I hear the paper towel dispenser, and note that someone is in there. I don't see any one else in the lounge area, the trainer and member have been gone for a while, and no one is in the office (why would they be?). And then I come back from the conference room and I'm approaching the kitchen, and then oh my god, here come the two of them out of this small hallway together. The ONLY place they could have been was the restroom. They don't make eye contact, they don't speak to each other, he goes one way and she goes another. Well at this point, I'm cracking up and my manager thinks it's equally hilarious. But then another manager (who I like) hears the story, and she takes it a bit more seriously, and asks if I'll retell the story to the head manager. I feel bad at this point (not THAT bad, they're both cheating dicks), but I tell her what I saw. Then they go through camera footage, and the pair are on tape going back into that hallway and not coming out for TEN minutes.

What makes it worse, is that right after that, the member goes on to workout with the trainer's WIFE. They're FRIENDS. And dude is doing this where he works, where there are cameras everywhere, in a BATHROOM. So gross!


Anyway, I thought a few people might enjoy that.


In other news, I'm engaged.