The End of the World is Two Fridays from Now

[Clint]

Well since this calender was created before Leap Year, 2012 shit happened like 2 years ago. But I don't believe in that so I'll be testing my luck driving to California that same afternoon the world is supposed to end.

The Mayans created a precognition calender. That's freaky shit. Why wouldn't they be able to predict the creation of leap year? They predicted literally every single thing that ever happened in human history. In fact, the calender starts at the beginning of the world, which was in 3114 BC. Well, it might not be, but that's how far back the calender goes. But it does predict every single thing. In numerical form.

For example, the calender may not predict in detail the events which transpired on 9/11, but it states that the year 2001 AD would eventually exist, which it did. However, it also states that the year 2013 AD will not exist. Maybe. So, you have to ask yourself this. Did 9/11 happen? If you answered "yes" to this question, then there's a 97% chance that the world will end in a couple of weeks.

I'll be preparing for the next end of the world, as predicted by the CYCLIC Mayan calendar. So when we all don't die this year, prepare to die in March 26 of 2407.

Cyclic doesn't mean anything. Calenders in general are cyclic. Otherwise no months would repeat.

[Michael Swayne]

...If you answered "yes" to this question, then there's a 97% chance that the world will end in a couple of weeks.

This, and a whole slew of great T.G.D.C.E quotes, should be printed on one of those calendars that you pull off like Post-Its. Then, make the calendar end on Dec. 21. That way if (or when) the world ends, everyone will know that Clint Eastwood said that it would.

As for me, I will be patiently waiting for my new computer to arrive (if it hadn't already arrive by then). If it doesn't, then I will haunt the company for 100 years after the world has ended.

Actually, the world isn't allowed to end. Why? Because I still haven't finished playing Final Fantasy VII for the first time.

[Heartless Angel]

Cyclic doesn't mean anything. Calenders in general are cyclic. Otherwise no months would repeat.

It means there is no end to it. The 21st is the end of a cycle. There have been many cycles already that came and ended, then new cycles began, and we're all still here. Saying they predicted that there would be a 2001 and not a 2013 is like saying our calendar predicts there will be a December, but nothing after it. We just start back over, the cycle ends, it isn't an indication that we think time is going to end at the end of each cycle.