So I joined another ff forum.

[Cyanist]

Rowan is a cheat and Cyan thinks polygamy is natural. This is unacceptable.

If your definition of polygamy is: 'my-spouse-drastically-changed-their-physical-appearance-tossed-my-journal-in-the-trash-and-closed-down-the-arcade-so-I-sought-temporary-comfort-in-another's-embrace' then, heck yeah, I think it's natural, Barbie.

[SOLDIER #819]

If your definition of polygamy is: 'my-spouse-drastically-changed-their-physical-appearance-tossed-my-journal-in-the-trash-and-closed-down-the-arcade-so-I-sought-temporary-comfort-in-another's-embrace' then, heck yeah, I think it's natural, Barbie.

We were trying to be sophisticated and pretty for you! We only did it because we thought it'd make you happy! You could have told us! We could talked through our issues! Why Ken, why?

Yeah lets wage war on other forums, show them that we are assholes and assholes are frequent posters here and like to invade their forums for no apparent reason. Someone had this idea before, it was shot down because of what I just said.

But wasn't that the point? How will they ever know the great depth of our collective anus if we do not flaunt it?