American football. I just seriously don't get it.
American football. I just seriously don't get it.
You don't have to say "American" football. Football is football. What the entire rest of the world thinks is football is actually soccer.
Kind of like how people who think airplanes are "aeroplanes," or people who put unnecessary vowels in words like "favorite," and "color," are wrong. Or those people who spell "theater" as "theatre." Or drive on the right side of the car instead of the left. Americans do things logically, so we're always right.
Another thing that bores me are people who talk without speaking in slogan. If you have no catch phrases, then how am I supposed to distinguish whether or not you're speaking? If you have no catch phrases, then it's plausible that I'll have to introduce you to the Red Right Hand of Eastwood at some point.
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