Mystery ahoy! Evil Bad Gumshoes on the scene!

[Taco-Calamitous]

I don't think those are actually eggs. They are actually imitation soy eggs, and those hash browns are actually death browns. And that's not salmon, it's piranha. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[SOLDIER #819]

... and those hash browns are actually death browns.

It is unlikely they have yet discovered our methods to cultivate death browns. I am more inclined to believe that is not even a brown, but hash. Hash cooked in potatoes.

Since you all seem to think it is some sort of salmon (come on guys, really?!), we must find a way to verify this claim. Thankfully, I have provided an inductive proof that will make short work of this mystery.

Ally is clearly on a vacation, as most people do not live in hotels --> She was walking around nude --> Most countries have neither the weather nor laws to facilitate Ally's nude prancing --> This leaves places with warmer climates, such as Australia, known for its nude beaches, so no waiter would be shocked to see her nude and gladly accept the view and tip with no qualms --> Australia is also known for COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF HASH (1/3rd of all citizens aged 14 or over have tried it), WHICH CAN BE ADDED TO POTATOES --> Eggs Atlantic/Hemingway/Royale is a common variation on Eggs Benedict in Australia --> Ally was eating Eggs Benedict - Ham + Salmon ~~ Q.E.D.

MYSTERY SOLVED.

For providing pivotal intel that lead to this mystery's solution, Dodie and Tele have both won the EBGievement, the (pending) title of which is "Ally's Muffin". You guys can't hog it. You will have to share it.

While I was hoping to find Ally caught red-handed with something more lascivious and entertaining, I suppose salmon with its disease-ridden body full of nasty bacteria will have to do. But remember, if Ally gets salmon belly worms it's totally on you guys and not me.

But man this looks really good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/duang/4...n/photostream/