Trick or Treat? How about piss off?

[Unknown Entity]

Im not sure if you realise, but eggs acidity eats through car paint and can causes thousands of dollars worth of damage. When you spoil a spot of paint on a car, you cant just pain over the damaged part, the whole part needs to be painted. To get a whole car re-sprayed properly can cost upwards of $4000. You might think its a joke and its funny, but its just an example of the ignorance that comes with such poxy traditions like this.

Actually... it comes from poxy, ignorant people. Not because of a tradition. It's not tradition to egg someone's car if they don't get candy on Halloween. Hate to piss on your bubbles, mate, but I'm right.

Halloween itself seems to be a rather sinister/intimidating thing to me, the whole 'give me candy or I will disproportionally vandalise your home and valuables' is sort of sickening to me.

I'm also under the belief that when a trick or treat-er asks you "Trick or treat?", they're asking you for a trick or a treat. You either give the candy or give them a trick (like scare them shitless with a mask before they can even ask). Maybe it's different in other places. Wiki calls it an "idle threat", and I've heard of it going that way, but then the question makes no sense as it becomes a demand.

Most kids I know play by the nicer version.

[Rowan]

Actually... it comes from poxy, ignorant people. Not because of a tradition. It's not tradition to egg someone's car if they don't get candy on Halloween. Hate to piss on your bubbles, mate, but I'm right.

I would have said that, but I didnt want to openly admit to 'firefly' as being a poxy ignorant person because that would be hurtful and against the rules of TFF, surely such an intelligent moderator like yourself would be aware that you just admitted to that? I also think you should stop trying to 'piss on my bubbles'. And dont call me mate. Not every Australian is your mate, certainly not me anyway.

[Unknown Entity]

I would have said that, but I didnt want to openly admit to 'firefly' as being a poxy ignorant person because that would be hurtful and against the rules of TFF, surely such an intelligent moderator like yourself would be aware that you just admitted to that? I also think you should stop trying to 'piss on my bubbles'.

Your words, not mine.
You may as well have just said it now!

Let's be real here. It's not the people who are ignorant, it's the ****ing eggs that are the poison of society.

They give food poisoning too, it seems. My tummy isn't being very forgiving of the omelette I made.