Firefighters

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Firefighters have mustaches. That's why slutty women want to have sex with them.

In all honesty, firefighters are nothing special. Anybody can slide down a pole, but it takes real talent to slide back up the pole. That's why I'd rather go to a strip club than try to boost the overinflated egos of firefighters by acknowledging that slutty women want to **** them.

I can't wait for the day when strippers are hired as firefighters. I'd have a huge fire for them to put out... in my pants.

Soldiers do whatever the government says and kill people in some obscure view of "saving people"

That's some bullshit.

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Firefighters have mustaches. That's why slutty women want to have sex with them.

I apparently need to get a mustache