Funny this came up.

Story tiimmee:

I was hanging out with my best friend not too long ago, and we decided to go to her ex boyfriends house (since we were already in the area) to say what's up.

We got there and we were playing Xbox etc. then out of no where he's like "yeah I decided I'm going to firefighter school, I have a class that starts next week.

My friend got all quiet and she looked pretty pissed off.

She responded: "oh okay cool" (she was obviously angry)
Him: what's wrong?
Her: nothing.

So when we left and were driving back home she was like: "I am so pissed"
Me: "You looked pretty pissed when he said that (???) "
Her: I always told him to become a firefighter and NOW he wants to, I always wanted to be with a guy who was a firefighter. Shit I could deal with the small d**k thing."
Me: "Really!?" O_O

Lesson : If you have a small d**k become a firefighter, chicks won't care