Car Alarms... GAH!

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Honestly, lately we've been having more noise from helicopters than car alarms. Loads of searchlights and army helicopters going around at night, and I don't know what for. I can hear one right now, and it's been circling for the last hour. Won't stop for another few...

You live in Airstrip 1, sorry, London, right? Sounds so much like 1984.

They can be pretty annoying, but I think they are a reasonable deterrent. I once took a 3am shower, leant out the window and saw my neighbour's car being broken into. I called the police. If they had an alarm, it would have helped. As it was, they're just lucky I had been out getting drunk.

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. As it was, they're just lucky I had been out getting drunk.

Man, this applies so much to my life!