Damned Electronic Devices vs. My Fist

[Pete]

I've gone through about 12 phones already.
One was lost/ stolen.
Two was obselete when I switched carriers.
Three's screen stopped working.
Four was thrown against a wall and shattered.
Five was also a dud and sent back.
Six lasted until I was so drunk that I pissed myself sleeping... with it in my pocket.
Seven was a replacement and obselete when I changed carriers.
Eight was great until it fell into a puddle.
Nine was my glorious Env3... which ultimately decided to shut off every 5 minutes
Ten was a replacement that would dial without my touching it... that was a problem
Eleven is my lovely LG Octane, aka the Env4, which I currently use.
Twelve is my work Nextel, which is one of those super duty phones. Fell in a puddle and it was like nothing happened.

I usually am pretty careful with my technology... except for my Razr's. My ex pissed me off so much that I threw one of them, shattering it, and then I got incredibly drunk (4, 40's) and pissed on the other one. The rest of my technology, I tend to treat very well, and have only had issues that are widespread, like RROD, and that stupid lens problem with the fat PS2's.

[SOLDIER #819]

Haven't broken a phone yet because it's been me-proofed with a thick $20 rubber case. Even though I've dropped it about 10-15 times it's bounced harmlessly off the pavement every single time. I've been having horrible luck with my DS Lite though. First one basically snapped in two, second one's shoulder buttons stopped working, and I'm about to send the third one in because of the same problem as #2.

I've been misplacing a lot of little and relatively expensive things like games and headphones too. Shit sucks.

I've gone through about 12 phones already.
One was lost/ stolen.
Two was obselete when I switched carriers.
Three's screen stopped working.
Four was thrown against a wall and shattered.
Five was also a dud and sent back.
Six lasted until I was so drunk that I pissed myself sleeping... with it in my pocket.
Seven was a replacement and obselete when I changed carriers.
Eight was great until it fell into a puddle.
Nine was my glorious Env3... which ultimately decided to shut off every 5 minutes
Ten was a replacement that would dial without my touching it... that was a problem
Eleven is my lovely LG Octane, aka the Env4, which I currently use.
Twelve is my work Nextel, which is one of those super duty phones. Fell in a puddle and it was like nothing happened.

I can't even remember The Twelve Days of Christmas so how the heck can you remember all of that.