Four Loko Banned FTW

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I think it's about four beers -- it's 24 ounces, so that's two beers worth, plus I think it's like 12% alcohol, which is twice as much as beer.

I've had one. It was a few months ago at Ft. Leonard Wood, MO, while I was there for an EOCA class. I can definitely see how it would mess you up -- like a handful of Jagerbombs -- and it's pretty cheap, but it tastes horrible. I mean, it's bad. I drank most of one, then decided to let the rest of the guys I was with try it. Then I threw out what was left. I figured it'd be a good pregame drink, where you'll get some alcohol and some caffiene in your system before going out to drink or party, but no. I wished I was a dog, only so I could lick my own butthole to get the taste out of my mouth.

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. I wished I was a dog, only so I could lick my own butthole to get the taste out of my mouth.

Ok, that has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time on this site.

I have never tried a Four Loco as surprising as that might be. Then again I don't drink to get screwed up now a days. In reality I have almost quit drinking all together with the events that have unfolded this year.

I wouldn't mind trying one but after reading the above quote I think I would be better off sticking to PBR and Budweiser.

As for Rocky, here in Oklahoma you can get a 32 Oz Miller High Life for about $1.89 each. Cheap alternative but you will have to drink more. I find anything larger then an 18Oz can I tend to just get the beer bloat feeling because I try to drink all of it before it gets warm and hammer them down hard and heavy.