Gawking at breasts increase your life span?

[che]

This one time I told a chick she had nice boobs and she got all offended. I couldn't understand why she was offended. But then her friend comes up to me and she was like "do you really like her boobs?" and I said "yeah I think they're awesome" and her friend goes "well she is insecure about her boobs because one is bigger than the other."

True story. I got a date with her. Confirmed they were lopsided.

[Rocky]

This one time I told a chick she had nice boobs and she got all offended. I couldn't understand why she was offended. But then her friend comes up to me and she was like "do you really like her boobs?" and I said "yeah I think they're awesome" and her friend goes "well she is insecure about her boobs because one is bigger than the other."

True story. I got a date with her. Confirmed they were lopsided.

pictures or it never happened.