F*ck you, old people

[Rocky]

Ignorant old people, I can tolerate, but I loathe the rich old stingy ignorant old people. You know, the four ladies that go to an upscale resturant for brunch after sunday church, then the four of them leave you a $5 dollar tip altogether after sitting on your table for over an hour. Those types of people bother me, because why the hell do they need money so bad? They don't have student loans if they're eating fondue and chocolate covered strawberries every week, goddamn. Plus, it's not like they're gonna be around as long as I will be, why do they need to save up their cash? EFFING irritating mates!

[Merlin]

Those types of people bother me, because why the hell do they need money so bad? They don't have student loans if they're eating fondue and chocolate covered strawberries every week, goddamn. Plus, it's not like they're gonna be around as long as I will be, why do they need to save up their cash? EFFING irritating mates!

You sound like a charity... hounding people about how they need to give their money to causes that have nothing to do with them. Now if they earned the money through disdainful means, such as abusing the marriage system to rob their former husbands of all their net worth, then by all means hate them. Although, I do agree there should be a single, white, male fund. Everyone else has a charity and/or organization... yet time and again the single, white males are screwed over. That brings me to "Caucasian Month". How about December? Sounds like a good month to me. (this is clearly heavily laced in sarcasm)

But in all seriousness, I don't find old people that bad. And as for the voting issue, I think anyone who wishes to vote should have to pass a few political science exams, preferably college level. The mass majority of US citizens don't even know the difference between the House of Representatives and the Senate. How can one make a rational decision on who should represent them when they don't even know what they are voting for?