Anyone else get spotted naked when you didn't plan on being spotted naked?
My story involves sex so I will have to throw it in a spoiler tag for the kiddies.

SPOILER!!:

The ex and I where fooling around one night before we got married and things got a little heated. She was on top and from what I could tell she was enjoying it emensly.

Now what I am neglecting to say was at the time she was living at home with her mom but she was gone to the store.

She here we are enjoying a little privacy and next thing I know her mom barges in the room and was like "Hey Sarah I have to tell you who I saw just a minute ago" or something like that.

Well needless to say the ex grabbed the covers, wrapped them around her and rolled off and onto the floor leaving me with nothing to cover up with. So here I am at a full salute and her mom gasps (while staring) and mutters "om my god" and turns to walk out

On her way out she turns again for a second look and muttered the same term again, this time slower and with her eyes completely on the prize.


So yeah I was a little embarassed but after we got dressed we walked out and her mom had to make the comment "I see why you are with him now". Needless to say the subject was never brought back up again but I don't think I will ever forget teh ackwardness of that situation.

Other then that I have no real cool naked stories. At one point I had 6 roomates 3 of which were female and 2 of those slept in my room. It was nothing for any of them to walk in while I was changing or to strip down in front of me while I was in the room playing a game or something.

On a more interesting note, I had a lesbian friend that had an obcession with getting in the shower with me around that same time. I would be in there and next thing I know the door would pop open and in she would come. This was a little odd the first time but after that it was like, meh why not.

And before it is asked, yes she was pretty good looking.