I Quit

[Furore]

Even more impressive that she was able to make that post while doing laundry, ironing a shirt, making sandwiches and walking barefoot in the kitchen.

I'd do her laundry, iron her shirts, make her sandwiches and walk barefoot in her kitchen any day.
Rawr.

On topic, give two weeks notice, don't be a **** unless the guy really leaves you no other choice with a ton of douchebaggery and you should do fine. DNR is one of my least liked abbreviations, but thankfully my way of doing things suits my current line of work very well.

If the guy does get so douchey you feel a need to erupt, you might as well go all out as it'll have negative repercussions either way, but I'd recommend not erupting at all.

[Che]

You had me at

I'd do her

Put in your two weeks notice, then just use those two weeks to hit on the most attractive girl there and see what it turns out to be. At least this way the last two weeks would be worth it.