Do you "go down"? (Thread content 18+)

**Pete** · 02-03-2010, 10:00 AM

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

**Block** · 02-03-2010, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Pete

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

omfwtf. That is probably the best story ever. STRAIGHT UP.

**Tallulah** · 02-03-2010, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

Oh my God!

*resists urge to make Tiger Woods joke playing the wrong green etc...*

Apparently one of my friends was doing the uh... 68 + 1... with his girlfriend at the time, when one of them passed gas. Needless to say, the moment was lost.

**Block** · 02-03-2010, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Tallulah

Apparently one of my friends was doing the uh... 68 + 1... with his girlfriend at the time, when one of them passed gas. Needless to say, the moment was lost.

**Acheron** · 02-04-2010, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

Possibly the best story I've ever heard on the subject hahaha.

I'm a huge fan of it, both receiving and giving. My ex-girlfriend wasn't so much of a fan of receiving, always said it made her feel very "exposed," which I guess I can see some women feeling that way about it.

**Confession** · 02-05-2010, 05:09 AM

I don't like to go treasure diving all the much, but these things have to be done to gain leeway in any relationship. Exhibit A.

Me: Yo biatch make me some Eggs.
Her: Hellz no boi make yo own.
Me: Hey gurl, I gave you the old steam cleaning last night. I want them scrambled.
Her: Otay.

See these things need to be done.