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    I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
    Crazyness, I tell you.
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    I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
    Crazyness, I tell you.
    Now you have experienced how difficult it is for girls to pee in the wilderness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruin-Tumult View Post
    I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
    Crazyness, I tell you.
    I can relate to this. I remember my senior year of high school, we had to do a project for advanced physics where we taught elementary school kids a lesson. I made the mistake of not pissing before one of the times that I sat in with the kids, so I had to go at the elementary school. Long story short, I used one of their tiny urinals, and a kid walked in.

    It was really awkward for both of us.
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