I like MY penis. And the trick to avoid it sticking to your leg is baby powder. It works wonders and keeps you comfy and dry all day. Glorious stuff, right there.

As for the vag, I'm a big fan. Like Rocky, I become more indiscriminate with the amount of booze I have, and that can and has been a very bad thing. Just keep it clean and do proper landscaping, and for God's sake, don't invite us in if it's that time of the month.