Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.
When at a ball game where I'm drunk, or just in a very crowded bar, I tend to head for the stalls, and I've had more than one occasion where going to pee at a ball park has lead to me walking the entire park looking for a bathroom that wasn't full.
A spot of paranoia aside, just for some reason when drunk, I'll stand there forever and never pee when there's people all around me. Not sure what it is, but it generally leads to the beginning of a panic attack as well. Me and crowds don't get along.
When I'm sober, though? Never an issue.
Originally Posted by Sean
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