I could not agree more. Really. People need to stand up and start saying that the Orange Marches, and the other things the Rangers crowd get up to, are worse than what the Celtic fans do. Especially the Orange Marches. I hate those.
And the Americans who claim they're Scottish! Drives me mental. Especially the ones who say 'I'm part Scottish, and part British.' What in the name of God does that actually mean? The worst part is that it betrays their conception of Scotland not as a country, but as an idea - an idea of history and family. Well, guys, we're not an idea. We're a place, we invented most of the world (from modern economics, to ATMs, to tarmac) and ... the neds are destroying that legacy. Also, WE WON THE WAR WITH THE ENGLISH. OH MY GOD READ A HISTORY BOOK. Search 'Darien' and see what happens. We were bought and sold for English gold, such a parcel o' rogues in a nation...
I heard an excellent story about rude kids. Somewhere in America, a really horrible one was running around a supermarket. He came up to this woman and bit her - he drew blood. The woman started crying. When the boy's mother came up shouting, she said, 'Please, ma'am, stop...please...I'm...I'm HIV positive.' Boom! She wasn't actually HIV positive, but it scared the shit out of the mother. She deserved it for letting her kid bite people.
Couldn't agree more about the right-wing thing. I'm a council estate kid, down to the ground - and here I am now, at university, about to set off on a paid placement abroad and hopefully returning to the Honours program. My brother is in college studying art and design. My mother has chronic Lupus/SLE, and her care has always been excellent. Our story would be so, so different if it was set in America. The people who say 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' have more often than not never actually tried it. Our system isn't perfect, I admit, but I'd never live without it.
On that note, The British National Party. Oh m ****ING GOD WHAT ****WITTINGLY **** OH MY GOD I want to set them on fire. I found a pile of their European election leaflets in my block's mailroom the other day...all were quickly put in the bin. I really can't put into words just how much I hate the BNP, and anyone who votes for them. I don't care who you are, or what you've done. You can cure cancer, but if you vote BNP, you're automatically the worst kind of ****wit a person can be. Brits, please protest these idiots the next time you see them.
I hate London too. I really do. My mum and I were there last year to see Prince, and we got off the DLR at what we hoped was our stop. A man was standing outside the gates, not doing anything, so I wandered up to ask if our hotel was nearby. 'Excuse me, sir, excuse me...' I said, and he just stared at the sky. I got a bit angry. 'Hello? Yo?' Still staring at the sky. My mum had to drag me off and explain, 'You're in London. Don't try.' My dad told me a story about a time he was working in a building in London - he and a workmate were carrying a heavy pallet of equipment through the front entrance. There was a man at the doors ahead of them, so my dad shouted to him, 'Hold the door, would you?' The guy just walked off. So my dad yelled 'Typical ****ing Londoner!' and the guy reappeared, apologetic. Turned out that he was Welsh, and didn't realise what a twat London had made him into. Of course, this doesn't apply to all Londoners; but I've never been treated so rudely anywhere in Europe as I was in London. Nobody smiles, nobody chats. I thought talking to strangers and smiling with them was normal. Apparently not.
That was cathartic.









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